April Fool's DayYear: 1986 Director: Fred Walton Written by: Danilo Bach Threat: Psychopath Weapon of Choice: Knife Based upon: nothing |
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The tyranist's thoughts
Way back before there was a Horror Film Compendium and two lads named Rish
and tyranist were just high school buddies hooking up again in college, a series of
rented horror flicks influenced them to start cataloguing horror movie cliches in a
public forum. This was one of those movies.
So Muffy St. John has invited a boatload of friends out to her father's private island
for a weekend of fun before they all graduate from college. What she hasn't told them
is that there is a dark secret kept on the island and all of their lives are in danger. At least
that is the movie that I was watching until they went and ruined the whole damn thing.
I really have a sort of love/hate relationship with this one and have since that fateful night
back in 1998 that Rish and I sat down to watch this one together for the first time. We
were just barely starting to talk about doing the Horror Film Compendium and were
watching horror movies to compile a good list of cliches. It is unfortunate that most of
the movies we watched at that time have never been reviewed here, but that is something
we can work to rectify.
Anyway, back to why I both love and hate this movie. First the love. The first 80 minutes
of the movie is a pretty tight little horror flick that plays well on the traditional slasher
canvas. The acting is decent and the story nice. The deaths are minimally creative even
if the violence is always off camera if it happens before cutting to a new scene at all.
This really could have been a fine little horror movie.
And now for the hate and the SPOILERS. If you don't want to know how the movie
ends, stop reading immediately and go rent it before it can be given away.
Okay, at the very end of the movie it turns out that the whole thing was a massive
prank and that not only has no one died along the way, but they all went along with
the whole thing once they were tagged. It is actually infuriating that this happens. While
retrospect points out that not a soul died on camera and that the whole thing was leading
up to this, it still pisses me off. I was enjoying a good horror movie until they did that. Then
on top of the asinine "We're all alive" end of the movie, there is an extended sequence
in which they basically do the same thing again. It sucks.
For historical purposes you might be interested to note that this movie was the inspiration
for both the "It was all a dream" Ending and the No One Dies At All Skulls. Quite an
accomplishment for one little film.
I rushed out and rented this when it got a new DVD release because I always felt
that our site would be better off if we had bothered to review this movie (which I'd like
to point out required that we watch it a second time). The DVD release is nice with the
widescreen action and new sound mix, but I found the exact same joys and pains that
I had the first time. If you've read this far and still want to see the movie, perhaps you
should. Maybe if you just turned it off at 80 minutes you'd be happier though.
Total Skulls: 16
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc. | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |