April Fool's Day

Year: 1986

Director: Fred Walton

Written by: Danilo Bach

Threat: Psychopath

Weapon of Choice: Knife

Based upon: nothing

IMDb page: IMDb link

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The tyranist's thoughts
Way back before there was a Horror Film Compendium and two lads named Rish and tyranist were just high school buddies hooking up again in college, a series of rented horror flicks influenced them to start cataloguing horror movie cliches in a public forum. This was one of those movies.
So Muffy St. John has invited a boatload of friends out to her father's private island for a weekend of fun before they all graduate from college. What she hasn't told them is that there is a dark secret kept on the island and all of their lives are in danger. At least that is the movie that I was watching until they went and ruined the whole damn thing.
I really have a sort of love/hate relationship with this one and have since that fateful night back in 1998 that Rish and I sat down to watch this one together for the first time. We were just barely starting to talk about doing the Horror Film Compendium and were watching horror movies to compile a good list of cliches. It is unfortunate that most of the movies we watched at that time have never been reviewed here, but that is something we can work to rectify.
Anyway, back to why I both love and hate this movie. First the love. The first 80 minutes of the movie is a pretty tight little horror flick that plays well on the traditional slasher canvas. The acting is decent and the story nice. The deaths are minimally creative even if the violence is always off camera if it happens before cutting to a new scene at all. This really could have been a fine little horror movie.
And now for the hate and the SPOILERS. If you don't want to know how the movie ends, stop reading immediately and go rent it before it can be given away.
Okay, at the very end of the movie it turns out that the whole thing was a massive prank and that not only has no one died along the way, but they all went along with the whole thing once they were tagged. It is actually infuriating that this happens. While retrospect points out that not a soul died on camera and that the whole thing was leading up to this, it still pisses me off. I was enjoying a good horror movie until they did that. Then on top of the asinine "We're all alive" end of the movie, there is an extended sequence in which they basically do the same thing again. It sucks.
For historical purposes you might be interested to note that this movie was the inspiration for both the "It was all a dream" Ending and the No One Dies At All Skulls. Quite an accomplishment for one little film.
I rushed out and rented this when it got a new DVD release because I always felt that our site would be better off if we had bothered to review this movie (which I'd like to point out required that we watch it a second time). The DVD release is nice with the widescreen action and new sound mix, but I found the exact same joys and pains that I had the first time. If you've read this far and still want to see the movie, perhaps you should. Maybe if you just turned it off at 80 minutes you'd be happier though.

Total Skulls: 16

Sequel
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
Bad execution
MTV Editing
OTS
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex skull
Death associated with sex skull
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location skull
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise skull
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene
Shower/bath scene
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out skull
Fake scare skull
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse skullskull
Dream sequence
Hallucination/Vision
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Warning goes unheeded
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes
x years before/later
Flashback sequence skull
Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading
Blood fountain
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc.
Poor death effect
Excessive gore
No one dies at all skullskull
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots
"It was all a dream" ending skullskull
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending skull
What the hell? skullskull