AsylumYear: 1972 Director: Roy Ward Baker Written by: Robert Bloch Threat: Zombie/Golem/Psychopath/Doll Weapon of Choice: Scissors Based upon: see Anthology Movies |
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The tyranist's thoughts
This little anthology comes completely from the mind of Robert Bloch, yes, that
Robert Bloch. Amazingly, this is the first Bloch penned movie reviewed for the
Compendium. We reviewed Psycho
ages ago, but that classic was just based on Bloch's work.
The frame of the anthology involves a young doctor arriving at an asylum looking
for work. To test his skills he is asked to go upstairs to the ward and determine
which of the patients is the doctor that formerly ran things, having now gone
completely nuts. Not bad, but it was a little stilted. It was also more involved in
the entirety of the movie than normal frames, but that only helped.
The first story, "Frozen Fear," is about a man and his mistress conspiring to do away
with his troublesome wife. Unfortunately, forces beyond the grave subscribe to
her side of things. The story was decent, but not really terribly new. I suppose that
in 1972 it would have been something. I did really like the luscious Barbara Parkins
as the mistress, but the shock at the end of the story really isn't much.
Story two, "The Weird Taylor," almost doesn't fit in the anthology. In fact, when it
ended I was a little confused about how the way the story ended could possibly lead
to the follow up in the frame. That's pretty vague, but you'll recognize what I mean
if you ever watch this. On the plus side, this little vignette features Peter Cushing. He
gets top billing but is only on screen for about ten minutes. Maybe less. Regrettably,
his character is pretty flat through no fault of his own.
"Lucy Comes to Stay" is third. I made the mistake of reading the back of the DVD
before watching this one. Not that it ruined the story. Quite the contrary. It actually
confused me a little. It didn't take long for me to sort everything out and the shock at
the end is once again, not much of a shock, but this is certainly one case in which
Rish's rabid anti-promotional material stance if validated. Britt Ekland features in this
one but she seems diminished and far less voluptuous than later appearances.
Lastly is "Mannikins of Horror" which makes me giggle even now. Not that the story is
so bad, just the title. The story concerns a mad scientist who has constructed ridiculously
detailed little dolls, one of which he sees as the future home of his soul. This one is
so intertwined with the frame that it almost isn't its own story. It also felt truncated.
I could see this one develop into a much longer piece, but I think it's already been tried
by Charles Band.
The anthology really isn't a bad little piece of work, but it is disappointing that the two
top billed actors, Cushing and Ekland, are in it for so short a time. If you like anthologies
you'll probably like this one. Bloch has a nice, creepy sensibility and this is a great
way to do him homage. Wait a minute, he wrote the screenplay himself. He's just
cashing in on stories that he'd already written. Ah well, it's still nice to see Bloch's unusual
approach up on screen.
Total Skulls: 9
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | Britt Ekland | |
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc. | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |