Bad MoonYear: 1996 Director: Eric Red Written by: Eric Red Threat: Wereworlf Weapon of Choice: Dog Based upon: novel - Thor - Wayne Smith |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
Well, somewhere in South America, Michael Pare is bitten by a werewolf. He comes back to his little trailer in the
mountains, and eventually is taken in by his sister (Mariel Hemingway) and her Aryan son. But when he transforms every
night and goes on a killing spree, only the family dog, Thor, can protect them.
Perhaps the novel was good (it was apparently told from the dog's perspective), but this wasn't. Michael Pare's
character was illogical and inconsistent, and he was hard to like. Mariel Hemingway was passable as the tough and
independent single mother/lawyer. The too-beautiful blonde kid (Dennis the Menace?) Mason Gable was good, but as the
movie was made in ‘96, I'm sure he's screwed up and insane by now. The ubiquitous German Shepherd named Thor (we see
through his eyes a few times*) was a good dog actor, but its role was unrealistic and infantile. The big, bombastic
score didn't seem to fit with this otherwise cheap-feeling film. Pretty cinematography and pretty Vancouver countrysides
are pretty much all there is to look at in this borefest. Strangely, I noticed that in the world this movie took place
in, the full moon lasted night after night, after night after night after night. . . They showed the werewolf from the
very beginning--a surprise because it's usually not done (but also, an example of why...once they showed the monster,
they showed it more and more, until its flaws were more than evident. The high-tech 90's transformation from man to
wolf (complete with overused "morphing") just plain SUCKED. Initially, it was a cool-looking werewolf, but as I said,
they showed it way too much, and it was so obviously mechanical, that it stopped being cool real quick. The dog proved
to be tougher than all the other characters (pretty much omnipotent), including the werewolf, which got on my nerves.
When everything came together (finally), it did so in five minutes. The ending is bizarrely, surreally cheery, as the
worst horror-film endings are. While only one hour nineteen minutes long, it was dull and seemed overlong. Very
slow-moving, talky, and predictable, the best I can say about this thing is that it was that it was not awful, but
simply mediocre.
Best Scare: There was some nice lighting in a couple of night shots, and that helped set the mood before the creature
jumped out to claim another victim. Other than that, though, not much.
I'd Recommend It To: Pet lovers, I guess.
* Okay, I counted. We see the dog's POV a total of seven times in the film.
Total Skulls: 19
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | Werewolf of London | |
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |