The Birds

Year: 1963

Director: Alfred Hitchcock

Written by: Evan Hunter

Threat: Birds

Weapon of Choice: Beaks

Based upon: story - "The Birds" - Daphne Du Maurier

IMDb page: IMDb link

      The Birds

Other movies in this series:
The Birds II: Land's End

The tyranist's thoughts
The hardest reviews I write for the Horror Film Compendium are the reviews about movies that I love and that I know many other people love. What am I supposed to do? I can't sell you on it so I guess I'll just have to share some of my feelings or perhaps delve into something a little more analytical.
First off, I have to always mention Tippi Hedren's performance. For a second film, she does a sterling job and really I can't say enough good about her. She manages to project an aloof but confused air through most of the movie until the terror really starts and then she's classic scream queen material.
The rest of the performances are pretty good as well. Witness Jessica Tandy's ability to look scared even without the visceral props. A young Veronica Cartwright is here as well, completely shaken when her teacher (the dark and mysterious Annie played by Suzanne Pleshette) is killed. The cast brings out an array of mixed emotions and strange overtures that play out as a subtle undertext to the main plot.
And speaking of the plot, it is to this day much more terrifying than even your above average horror films. There is no explanation for what is going on and for me that makes it even worse. I was struck during my last viewing by the similarities between Hitchcock's terrifying birds and the zombies in Romero's Living Dead series. They just keep coming and you never really know why they are there in the first place.
If you've never seen this film, then you should rush out and pick up a copy immediately. There simply isn't any excuse good enough. You must see this. If it's been a while since you saw it, same need. This movie deserves, nay, needs to be seen on a regular basis.

Total Skulls: 9

Sequel
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears skull Veronica Cartwright
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
Bad execution
MTV Editing
OTS
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex
Death associated with sex
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location skull
Power is cut skull
Phone lines are cut skull
Someone investigates a strange noise skull
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer skull
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene
Shower/bath scene
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out
Fake scare
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse skull
Dream sequence
Hallucination/Vision
No one believes only witness skull
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth skull
Warning goes unheeded
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes
x years before/later
Flashback sequence
Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading
Blood fountain
Blood hits camera
Poor death effect
Excessive gore
No one dies at all
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending
What the hell?