BladeYear: 1998 Director: Stephen Norrington Written by: David S. Goyer Threat: Vampires Weapon of Choice: Sword |
Rish Outfield's reviews
Not a slasher movie--maybe less a horror movie than some--but definitely gory
and definitely horror-related. This recent film was clever, well-acted, and
greatly violent, with absolutely wonderful special effects. I found myself
oohing and ahhing (actually, more ‘oohing' than ‘ahhing') during the vampire
death sequences--easily the best I've ever seen. Though I'm not a Wesley
Snipes fan (I keep seeing him in a dress), he was a likable enough hero, even
when mean and grouchy. I liked how brutal he was with the bad guys, something
that a real crime fighter would have to be. Stephen Dorff was an evil vampire
with dreams of world-domination (a real rat-bastard), and it helped that I've
never cared for him as an actor. I had low expectations for this one, and I
really ended up liking it. It may have something to do with the fact that I
had never read a "Blade" comic book before, or maybe it was just really well-
done. The ideas were good, the story moved along well, and even the MTV
editing didn't bother me much. I still don't know what that huge fat thing
was, though. I had a complaint or two, but one of them is more about vampire
movies in general, and I'll only address that one: In this film, Dorff and
pals could go outside during the day with a little sunscreen on, other movies
they can't even look at a picture of the sun. In some movies, crosses kill
vampires, in others, they simply annoy them, and in this one, no effect at
all. In this film, silver bullets will kill them...in EVERY other vampire
film, they will not. What I'm asking is, What's the truth? Huh? Can we
please get our stories straight?
Best Scare: The blood sprinkler scene at the beginning (along with the hideous
music) really made me uncomfortable.
I'd Recommend It To: Vampire and superhero fans alike.
The tyranist's thoughts
As comic book adaptations go this one is fantatastic. As horror movies go, it isn't bad. The element that convincingly
makes this a horror film is blood. There is so much blood in this movie that I think Evil Dead
2: Dead by Dawn looks kind of weak. Of course, the fact that all of the gore is free flowing blood and not partial
rotting limbs makes the impact a little less significant. The production values are high, the story is good. Only a one
scene at the very end bothered me at all. This is a should see for vampire movie lovers.
Where this movie really shines is in the dark. Most movies that take place predominantly in the dark lose the viewer at
one or more points to the simple fact that there isn't enough light to see what is happening. Batman is a fantastic
example of this. Blade, on the other hand, is never so dark that we can't see what is happening. They obviously took
special care to make sure the audience knew what was happening and who was killing who. In my mind this is more important
than just being a benefit to the eyes. It also makes it easier to understand the differences (or lack thereof) between
Snipes and the blood-sucking crew. In Batman it was important to emphasize that Batman wasn't so different from
the people he was throttling. In Blade the entire story relies on the difference.
Sequel | ||
Owes everything to/rips off earlier film | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Beheading | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
What the hell? |
Total Skulls: 15
Other movies in this series:
Blade II
Blade: Trinity