Blade IIYear: 2002 Director: Guillermo del Toro Written by: David S. Goyer Threat: Vampires Weapon of Choice: Sword Based upon: Original |
Other movies in this series:
Blade
Blade: Trinity
The tyranist's thoughts
So I dug on the first one and I'm almost always in for comic book movies. Naturally I
had to rush out and see this. I don't know if I was expecting more from it, but in the
end the only thing I missed was any kind of dramatic story.
So Blade is still out there hunting down vampires, in specific, he wants to find Whistler,
who's apparently been turned. That done, the ruling body of the vampires approaches
him to make a deal. See there's like a new super strain of vampire that is kicking ass
and not bothering to take names in Eastern Europe. The vampires want Blade to help
them destroy this new menace.
The plot isn't bad, especially when they take a two-minute breather from the action. And
therein lies the problem. Apparently someone thought that the only reason people watched
the first movie was for the action. There is literally a fight seen every two minutes the
whole way through. Some of them were fun to watch, some of them had enough CGI
involved to be a little distracting, and some happened too fast, were too poorly edited, or
were simply too dark to really understand.
Wesley Snipes plays exactly the same character. No problem there. I dug on Leonor
Varela as the 'love-interest' and enjoyed the few times she fought too. Ron Perlman
played a foil to Blade pretty effectively and even had a few really good moments. Most of
all I enjoyed seeing Danny John Jules. Cat no more, he's kicking ass now.
If you are just looking for a ton of blood and a lot of fighting this is your flick. Be warned
that the cool traditional martial arts style fighting it mixed with a healthy dose of what we
can only call 'Matrix-itis' and more pro-wresting moves than I'm comfortable with. If you
enjoyed the first one and don't mind not being allowed to take a break from the action,
you'll probably like this.
Posted: July 16, 2002
Rish's Reviews
The original Blade was surprisingly great, filled with
amazing special effects, intense stylized fight sequences, and an intriguing premise. I
had no preconceptions and no real interest in the film, and that, besides an honestly
well-written story, helped blow me away when I saw it in 1998. So, here we are, four
years later, and the oft-delayed Blade II comes along. And guess what? It's
just as good.
The sequel is filled with even more amazing special effects (the Reavers with their
sickening, snakelike mouths were disturbing and totally unique), more intensely stylized
fight sequences (the battle that ends the movie is one of the best fights I've ever seen),
and an even more intriguing premise (once again written by David S. Goyer). This was
a crowd-pleaser, fun, exciting, with practically flawless effects (I could've done without
the Matrix stuff, but of course, I could always do without it).
I think the only negative I have to say about the film was that there was very little emotion
or human feeling throughout. The original had more of that, focusing not only on Blade
and Whistler, but on Blade and the girl and Blade and his mother. This one threw a tiny
bit in, but it would've been more powerful had they sprinkled some throughout.
I recently met geeky Mexican director Guillermo Del Toro, who brought a ton of style
and uniqueness to this sequel, and he was a very nice guy. I'll try and see more of his
films for the site soon.
Total Skulls: 15
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc. | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |