Bleeders

Year: 1997

Director: Peter Svatek

Written by: Charles Adair, Dan O'Bannon and Ronald Shusett

Threat: Mutants

Weapon of Choice: Spear

IMDb page: IMDb link

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Rish Outfield's reviews
Another Canadian horror film. I didn't have very high expectations for this film, though both tyranist and I like Rutger Hauer, I was pleasantly surprised. And that's nicer than disappointment any day. The story was actually pretty good (the writers of Alien at work here) and it wasn't the stuff we normally see. There were very few men in this movie, but not for the usual slasher reason. Tyranist and eye expected this to go one way and it went a completely different one...also nice. The female lead (Kristen Lehman) was very good and very very attractive, and she played a big part in my liking the film (the extremely long sex scene involving her didn't hurt things, though). Hauer brought a touch of class to the project, causing me to reexamine his talents as an actor. The little beasties that were the monsters were pretty lame and are never shown as clearly as they are on the video cover. Also, this had an obnoxious and unsatisfying ending that didn't really belong in this usually-well-done film. Oh, if you've ever seen the casssette, this is the one with the eye-catching liquid-filled case. It has little to do with the content of the film, nor should it be taken into consideration when renting.
Best Scare: One of the beasties disturbs a corpse in an already-tense moment.
I'd Recommend It To: Rutger Hauer fans, Canadians, and people who just want to enjoy a decent horror film.

The tyranist's thoughts
For a movie with this bad of a title and that crappy of a cover, it turned out to be really good. We still aren't talking about the top of the horror movie heap, but the production values were decent and the script was mostly good. Rutger Hauer is a big bonus since I've been a fan of his for a long time. Add a script written by Dan O'Bannon and Ronald Shusett of Alien fame and something good should come out of it. There were some plot points that seemed odd and the actors were nearly all female, which also seemed very odd in spite of the scripted excuse. My biggest plot complaint would be that the extended sex scene occurs while everyone else on the island is preparing for the final battle. Are people having sex immune to the evils that walk the earth or what? The sex scene did make sense within its subplot, but the timing just seemed bizarre.
All in all, this movie is much better than I expected and well worth the time spent. You can do much, much worse.

Total Skulls: 15

Sequel
Sequel setup skull
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title skull
Bad premise
Bad acting skull
Bad dialogue
Bad execution
MTV Editing
OTS skull
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex skullskull
Death associated with sex
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat skull
Secluded location skull
Power is cut skull
Phone lines are cut skull
Someone investigates a strange noise
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene
Shower scene
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out
Fake scare
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes
What the hell?
x years ago . . . skull
Dark and stormy night skull
Killer doesn't stay dead
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster skull
Beheading
Blood fountain
Blood hits camera
Poor death effect
Excessive gore
No one dies at all
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots skull
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending skull