The Bone CollectorYear: 1999 Director: Phillip Noyce Written by: Jeremy Iacone Threat: Psychopath Weapon of Choice: Knife/Rat |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
I must first suggest, politically incorrect or not, that Christopher Reeve
should've starred in this film. I thought/still think that it would've been
perfect for him, and one of the few roles he could currently play as is.
With that said, please put it out of your minds.
I saw this for free a week before it opened, and I couldn't decide afterwards
whether I liked it or not. It was well-done, directed by the talented
Phillip Noyce, and was quite involving. None of it seemed very innovative,
though, nothing I hadn't seen before. And in the end, I was left pretty
apathetic. So, whether I liked it or not was a big question. But not the
biggest. The big question is "Is it Horror?" And I wish you wouldn't ask me
that. I've really gotten tired of debating it. Sure, it was more Horror
than, say, Tron, and less Horror than, maybe, "Texas Chainsaw Eleven." The
movie it was most similar to is The Silence of the Lambs, which I have
argued about (for and against), so may I leave it at: If "Silence" is Horror,
then this just as is. This stuff is hard to distinguish sometimes, you know?
Take Casper, for instance. Not Horror. And Jacob's Ladder? Yeah, I
think that's Horror. But take something like Videodrome or Gremlins or
The Sixth Sense. I say No, Yes, and No, but who's to say I'm right? After
all, Bone Collector only got eleven skulls (and some of those might be
disputed). It might be filed under Drama, or maybe under Action. And
possibly under Horror. I guess you'll just have to give me some leeway on
this one.
Oh, I forgot to say anything about the film. The cast was good, but I don't
know if I like them. Is that obscure enough for you? I did like Queen
Latifah, and I sure couldn't see that one coming. Ed O'Neil is a good guy
who has faded from view, but I don't think he warrants Former Celebrity
status yet. Why can't I like Angelina Jolie (or spell her name)?
Unanswerable. When the killer was revealed, a couple of people around me
said, 'I knew it!' but I sure didn't. In fact, I thought there was nothing
hinted at at all indicating his identity. I wasn't really satisfied with the
ending, since it seemed to tie everything up too nicely. Are happy endings
supposed to be THAT happy? Was this a good movie? I can't say, you may have
to judge for yourself. And ask the Horror question while you're at it.
Best Scare: To be honest, the biggest scares came from two transitions
involving BANGing. If you've seen it, you know what I mean. For more
traditional scares, a particular shot with a rat comes immediately to mind.
Total Skulls: 11
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ![]() |
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Someone investigates a strange noise | ![]() |
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Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ![]() |
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Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
What the hell? | ||
x years ago . . . | ![]() |
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Dark and stormy night | ![]() ![]() |
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Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ![]() |
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Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ![]() ![]() |
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Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ![]() |
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No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ![]() |
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Unbelievably crappy ending |