Brain DeadYear: 1989 Director: Adam Simon Written by: Charles Beaumont, Adam Simon Threat: Insanity Weapon of Choice: Ice Pick Based upon: nothing |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
I find it difficult to believe this was really a movie.
The plot is difficult to even explain, when there is a plot, and after a point, it just becomes a bizarre attempt to confuse us and cause
madness in certain audience members. It involves Dr. Martin (Bill Pullman) an eccentric brain surgeon and his manipulative friend (Bill
Paxton) who coerces Martin to use his experimental brain surgery on an insane genius (Bud Cort) who holds priceless information in his
diseased head. Or is Dr. Martin the insane mental patient?
I love both Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton, and I don't think I've ever confused the two. But I like Paxton just a little bit better. I don't
know how or why this movie came about (especially since Beaumont died in 1967), but Julie Corman produced this, if that's a hint. I really
don't know. If not for the two sort-of-stars (in ‘89 anyway), this could have been an experiment at some film school. And perhaps it was.
This trippy flick felt less structured than The Blair Witch Project, but at least Blair Witch
was being ad-libbed as they went along. Who knows, maybe they were doing the same thing with Brain Dead, and simply making the
sucker up as they filmed. There were dreams within dreams within dreams within dreams (within dreams within dreams), more so than any I've
ever seen before, but it got draining, as I knew each twisted reality wasn't going to be the real reality. And in the end, I didn't really
care. It was all as random and senseless as The Star Wars Holiday Special, but with less closure. It was neat to hear a Martini
Ranch song during the end credits (tyranist and I are fans of their only close-to-hit "Reach"), but that's really the only thing I liked
about the film.
Besides the two Bills.
I'd Recommend It To: Drug users who have ran out of drugs.
The tyranist's thoughts
Rish reviewed this like a decade ago and I'm barely getting to it. Of course, time hasn't
changed how bad the movie is. If anything I was disappointed more. I love the Bill's as
much as the next man (unless that next man is Rish--I have confused them in the past)
and to see something of this incredibly low quality from them, it's just disappointing.
So I was watching Not of This Earth
and as is my habit, I checked out the trailers available on the DVD. One of them was for
this movie that had the two Bill's and a somwhat interesting premise, as well as some
creepy moments. Too bad they didn't make the movie that the trailer was trying to
sell.
Normally, I get into the dream/unreality movies more than Rish. I appreciate a good
look into the human mind. What makes those movies good is their ability to reveal a
truth that ties together the incoherentness of dreams and madness. On the other hand,
some people think that to make a movie about dreams and madness things should be
completely random and never make sense in the end. To my chagrin it was the latter
theory that held sway with the 'filmmakers' in charge of this.
The only added damage I can do is to note that in addition to the complete lack of a
coherent plot, the movie is also slow stuffed with more than a few moments of filler
and some pretty inept camera wrangling.
So maybe you should avoid this one. Even if you think Traci Elizabeth Lords is trying
to sell it to you.
Total Skulls: 21
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc. | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |