Brotherhood of the WolfYear: 2001 Director: Christophe Gans Written by: Stephane Cabel, Christophe Gans Threat: Cult Weapon of Choice: Beast Based upon: nothing |
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The tyranist's thoughts
And you thought the French just made art house movies that bear no resemblance to
the ass-kicking cinema available in other regions of the world. Well, perhaps you should
check out Le Pacte des Loupes young man.
So there's this beast terrorizing the rural French countryside and the King has sent in
his royal taxidermist and naturalist to stop it. Fortunate for everyone, he brings along his
Iroquois friend, Mani, who happens to be pretty good at this kind of thing. The courtier
falls in love, is shown strange visions, and eventually gets around to hunting the beast.
This was an odd one as horror films go. It is undeniably horror, but it has a much broader
sensibility than most filled at times with romance, court intrigue, and good old west style
brothels. The beast is pretty well done although the CG sticks out at times. The action
is nice and very Hong Kong in its stylings. As eager as I was to see this one, I was
pleasantly surprised to find out that it was even better than I had hoped for.
This is our first French film for the HFC, but I'm going to make the recommendation that
I usually make, you must watch it in French. I know some of you can't read that fast
and just can't follow the subtitles, but it really must be seen in its original language.
If you are even a little interested in seeing this one do so, and if you aren't, then maybe
you should think about it. It is rare that a movie as intriguing as this one comes along in
the horror genre.
Rish's Reviews
I don't have much to say that wasn't said above. This was an ecclectic blend of
several genres, the first French film on the site, featured an unusual, brilliantly conceived
monster, amazingly attractive women, and was a long, but fascinating film. I liked
the fight scenes, Mark Dacascos was quite good, and the plot kept me guessing. Also,
Monica Bellucci is super hot. The love interest girl was beautiful too. Heck, even the
beast's victims looked good. Mmm.
Now, I've never claimed to be as smart as tyranist (okay, there was that one time two
years ago, but I was trying to pick up on a girl and nothing else was working), but it's
still a little embarrassing to admit that I didn't enjoy this film as much as he did
because it was in French. I guess I always feel a bit under-educated when I see
a foreign film, because I tend to get lost early on and forget character names, and
occasionally fall asleep.
Now, I didn't fall asleep during Brotherhood of the Wolf, not at all, and I
was never bored, even though it's two and a half hours long. But I'm sure I
would've enjoyed it more had it been in a language I understand. But hey, just because
I'm flawed doesn't mean you shouldn't see it. You're cultured and intelligent not petty
and weak-minded like me and my ilk.
Did I just say ilk? I meant, "You smart, Rish Outfield not smart. Me go now. Grunt."
Total Skulls: 11
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc. | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |