Bruiser

Year: 2000

Director: George A. Romero

Written by: George A. Romero

Threat: Psychopath

Weapon of Choice: Gun

Based upon: nothing

IMDb page: IMDb link

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The tyranist's thoughts
There was some question as to whether this was horror, but as soon as I realized that this was George Romero's take on the same theme that fueled American Psycho (and therefore a better movie by default), I felt comfortable dealing with it on Horror's terms.
Jason Flemyng plays a wimpy, pushed-around corporate slug prone to violent daydreams involving the people who push him around. He wakes up one morning after having finally been pushed too far to discover that he has no face. His identity is gone. And with it certain inhibitions.
I've liked Jason Flemyng since I first saw him in Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, and he does a much better job playing an American psychopath than Christian Bale did. The core idea behind the plot is neat and the killer being the point of view character turns out to be surprisingly sympathetic. There isn't as much gore as we've come to expect from Romero, but the movie is a fine one. Not a classic like, say, Dawn of the Dead, but certainly a nice movie worth seeing.

Total Skulls: 10

Sequel
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
Bad execution
MTV Editing
OTS skullskull
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex skull
Death associated with sex
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise skull
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer skull
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene
Shower/bath scene
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out
Fake scare
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence
Hallucination/Vision skull
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Warning goes unheeded
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes
x years before/later
Flashback sequence
Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead
Killer wears a mask skullskull
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading
Blood fountain
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc. skull
Poor death effect
Excessive gore
No one dies at all
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives skull
Unresolved subplots
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending
What the hell?