The Cat o' Nine TailsYear: 1971 Director: Dario Argento Written by: Dario Argento Threat: Psychopath Weapon of Choice: Garrotte Based upon: Original |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
Dario Argento is the director we've seen the most films from in the HFC. This is mostly due
to the fact that I really like his work (or some of it, anyway) and had seen very little of it before
we started the site. So when I found this title in the Horror section of my local Mom & Pop video
store, I had to check it out. As I hadn't seen it before I couldn't know that Horror it was not.
It starred James Franciscis (the man who would be Charlton Heston), and Karl Malden as a very
friendly blind character (in one scene he was doing a braille crossword puzzle). All the other actors were Italian.
The film deals with...gasp!...industrial espionage and genetic research. One of the theories presented in
the film is that aberrant XYY chromosomes account for the violent nature in criminals. The scientists
want to isolate children born with XYY chromosomes because they're destined to
become sociopaths. I complained that at the seventeen minute mark, NO ONE had
died. Then at 17:40, I was able to say, "Whoops, someone just did." Once he finally
strikes, the hunt is on for the murderer.
It had music by Ennio Morricone, which gave a different feel to the piece than the
usual electronic scores. You still see Signore Argento's unique style at work, with
the many shots of the killer's eye, the cool way they use flashcuts to foreshadow
or indicate memory, and the clever way he manages to cast suspicion on everyone
at least once (except for Malden's cute little Italian niece, that is), but the movie
should be filed under Mystery or Drama or Thriller.
But hey, there are some Skulls nevertheless, and eventually, some garish murders,
including death by train, by garrote, gas, a second choking, dagger, and elevator
shaft. Oh, and there was a scene with poisoned milk, except it took me five
minutes to realize it was milk. Apparently, a plastic triangle is an Italian milkjug.
Also, there was a nice little scene in which Franciscis is stuck in a crypt alone. It
was the closest the film got to traditional Horror, and worked really well.
Apparently, this was Argento's least favourite of his films, but it wasn't bad,
really, and its two stars were likeable. I just don't feel it has much to offer a
Horror fan. Bizarrely, the cover actually showed a strange hybrid cat-monster.
Very deceiving. Someone will burn in Hell for this.
Line To Remember: "The doctor thinks we're dealing with a maniac."
Note: The title isn't too great, and definitely due to the cover, should get a Skull,
but it is a literal translation of the Italian title, so I can't fault it there.
Total Skulls: 6
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |