Children of the CornYear: 1984 Director: Fritz Kiersch Written by: George Goldsmith Threat: Children Weapon of Choice: Sickle Based upon: story - "Children of the Corn" - Stephen King |
Other movies in this series:
Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice
Children of the Corn III: Urban Sacrifice
Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering
Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror
Children of the Corn 666: Isaac's Return
Children of the Corn: Revelation
Rish's Reviews
Stephen King is to me what Shakespeare is to a lot of folks. Some people just don't ‘get'
Stephen King. Some people ridicule those that like him. Some just shrug. I'm one of
those sad folks who reads and re-reads his books, watches his movies, and waits anxiously
for whatever is coming next. In some ways, I even consider him a friend.
The short story "Children of the Corn" is a very black, disturbing tale about religious fanaticism
spiraling out of control among the endless fields of cornstalks. The story has no "good
children" like the movie does, and the ending is decidedly unhappy. Still, the filmmakers
did a fine job, considering how little they had to work with, and the boy who plays Isaac
does a bang-up job.
Evil children are scary to me, perhaps because I have a innate fear of children. It may
have something to do with the fact that I was gored and almost eaten by a herd of escaped
undomesticated youngsters several years back.
Despite the bad reputation it has (from critics and Steve King himself), this isn't a bad
movie. It does move a little slow at times, but it has a creepy feel to it, and the child
actors do not suck (for once). Plus, that red-haired piece of crap Courtney Gaines is
perfect as that red-haired piece of crap Malachi. For the most part, the dialogue is
very good, and the atmosphere--the deserted town, the lonely road, the miles of cornstalks--is
nice and spooky.
And I really like Linda Hamilton. I always have. I continually feel she deserved higher
praise and better parts than she got, and now it seems she's all but faded away. I think
the film is worth seeing–once anyway. As a kid, I was often disturbed by the thought of
"He Who Walks Behind the Rows," though it doesn't pack such a punch anymore.
Still, there's something to be said for a mysterious shape that we're never able to identify.
Unfortunately, when it does show itself as a cheesy red light, it's a disappointment.
Line To Remember: "Outlander! I have your woman! She still lives!"
I'd Recommend It To: Stephen King and Eighties Horror fans.
Posted: July 17th, 2002
The tyranist's thoughts
Here at the Horror Film Compendium, we love Stephen King. However, we recognize that he often isn't behind the film
projects that are made from his stories. In fact, the films are often terrible adaptations that have none of the feel of his
original work. Now, I haven't read "Children of the Corn" (it's in Night Shift for those of you that care), and so I
can't really make a good judgement of the adaptation for you. Still, I appreciate good horror and this one did a pretty fair
job.
I remember seeing Dark Night of the Scarecrow when I was a kid and ever since then, I have associated all corn
field films with it. It has been nearly 20 years since I saw that, so it is all getting blurred. Along comes Children of the
Corn. I am guessing that this will be the measure against which all of the corn field movies I see in the future will be
judged. Which is probably a good thing since this is a fairly good example. The kid who plays Isaac is creepy and the
setting is awesome. The plot isn't as good as some I've seen, but it isn't terrible either. You have to understand that anything
based around a corn field is probably going to have a lot of scenes where someone is chasing someone through the
corn. There just isn't much else there. But the concept is cool and all of the religious zeal is creepy. I would recommend
seeing this one just for the fact that it is one of the more prominent horror films around and seems to have a large
following. Not the greatest, but worth the time spent.
Posted: January 4th, 2000
Total Skulls: 17
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | Linda Hamilton | |
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |