Children of the NightYear: 1992 Director: Tony Randel Written by: Nicolas Falacci Threat: Vampires Weapon of Choice: Stake |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
There was some good writing at work here.
I'll also admit that I'm kind of an Amy Dolenz fan (I saw her in some movie
where she played a Genie and thought, "There's a wish or two she could grant
me right now," and ever since . . .), and she's lovely and pretty good here. So
is DeLouise (yes, one of Dom's sons), although I didn't buy the ex-priest
part. Also, old Saturday Night Live alum, Garrett Morris is the drunk old
man who knows the truth, and made me chuckle a few times. Karen Black is
surprisingly good too, even though her scenes (and the entire priest subplot)
seemed to belong in a different film. There were some unexpectedly touching
moments that are very welcome in horror, but very infrequently present. It
was disjointed at times, and unnecessarily confusing too. A child actor who
I thought was among the worst ever filmed (and I've seen parts of that Cindy
Crawford/William Baldwin movie, Fair Game), but tyranist didn't have a
problem with it. Uh oh, I feel a rant coming on. You see, both tyranist and I
have acting experience, writing experience, and filmmaking experience, and
that the boy's performance wasn't garishly awful to him makes me wonder
what's up. I mean, it was shitty. I guess I should be less critical,
especially if it didn't bother tyranist. After all, I'll have words with any man
who says that Mark Hamill's not a good actor.
The ending was too easy, though--coming close to a "No One Dies At All."
Pretty disappointing, at the end.
Best Scare: Karen Black's vampire role was inhuman-looking and frightening.
Maybe not a scare, but still, well-done.
I'd Recommend It To: Vampire fans who are interested in a new twist. No expectations required.
The tyranist's thoughts
A surprisingly good vampire movie. In the day and age when vampires are thought of as exotic attractive beings, it is
refreshing to see a movie that not only doesn't glorify vampirism, but has vampires that don't want to be vampires. The plot
is a little slow to develop, but I really enjoyed the characters especially Cindy and Lucy. There are a lot of things that
are ultra-traditional and there are others that aren't. At times, I was reminded of Fright Night and Lost Boys,
but the movie does manage to strike out in a direction that is all its own. There are a couple of genuinely touching moments,
but not many scares. As far as vampire movies go this isn't really standard fare and was much better than I expected. As much
as Rish hated the familiar, I was willing to forgive a little for the sake of enjoying the rest of the movie. It is well
worth seeing, especially to vampire afficianados who want another couple of pieces of vampire lore to work with.
Total Skulls: 15
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
What the hell? | ||
x years ago . . . | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending |