Christmas EvilYear: 1980 Director: Lewis Jackson Written by: Lewis Jackson Threat: Psychopath Weapon of Choice: Toys Based upon: Original |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
Basically, this was a much cleaner, much less satisfying version of Silent
Night Deadly Night, wherein a poor middle-aged employee at a toy factory
(Brandon Maggart), delusional and depressed, begins to see himself as Santa
Claus, and (going all the way back to a childhood trauma on Christmas Eve) he
dresses as St. Nick and sets out to reward the Nice and punish the Naughty on
the list he's made based on his day-to-day observations.
Unfortunately, it focused so much on the poor man and his attempts to change
the world around him that no one in their right mind would want him to fail
(or be stopped by the police). But at the same time, he was so obviously
disturbed that you couldn't like him or root for him, but just feel sorry for
him (and ultimately yourself). Christmas Evil is all so bleak and downbeat
(until the inexpressibly dumb ending), that there's not a second of fun,
justice, or entertainment value to be had. There was something
extraordinarily TV movie about this film, which proceeded at the pace of a
salted snail. The story wasn't bad, really, but it took its own not-so-sweet
time to tell itself. Also, there were a couple of nasty characters
(particularly a horrid little boy vocally fond of pornography) that never
receive their comeuppance (and said kid even receives a Christmas gift from
‘Santa,' which we never see opened). And the ending may not have conceivably
sucked more.
Christmas Evil is not at all a good title, for the reasons I've just
mentioned, especially since there's no one in the film that's Evil in the
capitalised sense of the word. You Better Watch Out, as it is also known,
is a much better moniker, but still implies a more chilling threat than this
movie presented. By whatever name (someone said it's also called Terror In
Toyland), it wasn't an unholy piece of animal waste (like, say Children
Shouldn't Play With Dead Things), but it was so mediocre and
non-entertaining that I can't imagine anyone liking it.
I'd Recommend It To: Basically, the only reason we rented this was because we
wanted holiday movies, and we both liked the title. Don't you make the same mistake.
Note: Tyranist insisted (nay, decreed) that someone named Patricia Richardson
who appeared briefly was a Future Celebrity. Heck, non-Future Celebrity
Jeffrey De Munn is in it, and he's in "Storm of the Century" and the
"X-Files" movie (not to mention "Shawshank Redemption"). Well, I lost that
argument with tyranist. But don't worry, I took it out on his kids.
The tyranist's thoughts
This one fits in that awkward a little too real, a little too much of trying to explain the killer category for me. That
made it difficult to watch since I find those stories generally contain very little of what I like in them. Instead, we
follow the lonely, miserable, psychotic villain around and examine his pathetic life while he decides who to kill and who
to let live.
Why is it that any killer dressed like Santa Claus has to have some profoundly disturbing childhood memory that eventually
sets him off?
I found the movie uncomfortable to watch, but well put together anyway. If you enjoy this type of film then this one
won't let you down. Aside from the ending that is. I believe that the ending of this movie is the single most inconsistent
ending I have ever seen. Well, except for maybe Cutting Class, but this one is
inconsistent in a different way.
So be warned that this one is a little awkward and uncomfortable, but you might like it anyway.
Total Skulls: 16
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | Patricia Richardson | |
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |