Creepers

Year:1984

Director: Dario Argento

Written by: Dario Argento, Franco Ferrini

Threat: Psychopath

Weapon of Choice: Insects

IMDb page: IMDb link

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Rish Outfield's reviews
Tyranist and I rented two Dario Argento movies one day (this and The Bird With The Crystal Plumage), and I am now proud to call myself a Dario Fan. This was great! It was thoughtful, bizarre, grotesque, and filled with a recognizable style that raised this high above the horror we've been seeing. It was also totally twisted. Plus, this starred Jennifer Connelly, whom Jeff and I both adore, in all of her exotic, perfect-haired, teenage glory. It was interesting to see how beautiful she was, even then. And, as if that wasn't enough, the great Donald Pleasence also starred, cheering me from my otherwise melancholy day. There were some really sick moments--I mean I'm talking SICK--stuff American films would never dream of. Like when our soon-to-be-one-of-the-most-beautiful-women-in-the-world heroine induces vomiting. Thrice! Or when we see a maggot-covered head and the camera not only lingers--it zooms in! Or when our soon-to-be-one-of-the-most-beautiful-women-in-the-world heroine falls into a squirming, worm-ridden vat of dead body part stew, covered from head to toe in putrid, liquid death! Yes, those Italians sure know how to show us a good time.
Best Scare: You thought the fly scene in Amityville Horror was awful . . .
I'd Recommend It To: The strong-stomached.

The tyranist's thoughts
Why isn't Jennifer Connelly the star she deserves to be? I love her movies.
Creepers is another smart horror film from Dario Argento. It does contain a lot of run of the mill horror cliches, but at the same time it maintains a separate air and the killer is protected in identity until the climactic scenes. There aren't clues that will lead you to the killer this time, but there is a lot of interesting sideplay with Jennifer Corvino's power before we ever get to the central mystery. Probably the most interesting thing to me is that this movie featured an all girls school full of young beauties and yet, I didn't care that not one of them even came close to taking her clothes off. Usually, an all girls school is just a convenient way to set up the nudity, but Argento used it differently and made me care enough that I didn't mind the lack of that particular cliche. We saw the US version and there were some pretty obvious cuts and now that Anchor Bay (God bless them) has released a longer cut that is more closely related to the original Italian film, perhaps Rish and I will have to re-view this in the near future.

Total Skulls: 13

Sequel
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
Bad execution
MTV Editing
OTS
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex
Death associated with sex
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat skull
Secluded location
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer skull
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene
Shower scene
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out
Fake scare
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence skull
No one believes only witness skull
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Music detracts from scene skull
Death in first five minutes skull
What the hell?
x years ago . . .
Dark and stormy night skull
Killer doesn't stay dead skull
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading skullskull
Blood fountain
Blood hits camera
Poor death effect
Excessive gore skullskull
No one dies at all
Virgin survives skull
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending