CreepersYear:1984 Director: Dario Argento Written by: Dario Argento, Franco Ferrini Threat: Psychopath Weapon of Choice: Insects |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
Tyranist and I rented two Dario Argento movies one day (this and The Bird
With The Crystal Plumage), and I am now proud to call myself a Dario Fan.
This was great! It was thoughtful, bizarre, grotesque, and filled with a
recognizable style that raised this high above the horror we've been seeing.
It was also totally twisted. Plus, this starred Jennifer Connelly, whom Jeff
and I both adore, in all of her exotic, perfect-haired, teenage glory. It was
interesting to see how beautiful she was, even then. And, as if that wasn't
enough, the great Donald Pleasence also starred, cheering me from my
otherwise melancholy day. There were some really sick moments--I mean I'm
talking SICK--stuff American films would never dream of. Like when our
soon-to-be-one-of-the-most-beautiful-women-in-the-world heroine induces
vomiting. Thrice! Or when we see a maggot-covered head and the camera not
only lingers--it zooms in! Or when our
soon-to-be-one-of-the-most-beautiful-women-in-the-world heroine falls into a
squirming, worm-ridden vat of dead body part stew, covered from head to toe
in putrid, liquid death! Yes, those Italians sure know how to show us a good
time.
Best Scare: You thought the fly scene in Amityville Horror was awful . . .
I'd Recommend It To: The strong-stomached.
The tyranist's thoughts
Why isn't Jennifer Connelly the star she deserves to be? I love her movies.
Creepers is another smart horror film from Dario Argento. It does contain a lot of run of the mill horror cliches, but
at the same time it maintains a separate air and the killer is protected in identity until the climactic scenes. There aren't
clues that will lead you to the killer this time, but there is a lot of interesting sideplay with Jennifer Corvino's power
before we ever get to the central mystery. Probably the most interesting thing to me is that this movie featured an all girls
school full of young beauties and yet, I didn't care that not one of them even came close to taking her clothes off. Usually,
an all girls school is just a convenient way to set up the nudity, but Argento used it differently and made me care enough that
I didn't mind the lack of that particular cliche. We saw the US version and there were some pretty obvious cuts and now that
Anchor Bay (God bless them) has released a longer cut that is more closely related to the original Italian film, perhaps Rish
and I will have to re-view this in the near future.
Total Skulls: 13
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
What the hell? | ||
x years ago . . . | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending |