The CurseYear: 1987 Director: David Keith Written by: David Chaskin Threat: Mutants Weapon of Choice: Water Based upon: Original |
Other movies in this series:
Curse II: The Bite
Curse III: Blood Sacrifice
Curse IV: The Ultimate Sacrifice
The tyranist's thoughts
My real reason for renting this one is that I want to see the sequel (which stars Jill Schoelen). Unfortunately, I
haven't found the sequel yet and so must settle for its undoubtedly inferior first movie.
A glowing meteorite drops from space and melts on Claude Akins farm. He being the religious zealot/idiot that he is
doesn't recognize that it is doing weird things to his animals and family. Wil Wheaton sees it though and gets beat up
by his father and brother for it. Eventually people start mutating and all hell breaks loose.
This isn't fundamentally a bad idea, but it made a pretty bad movie. In fact, I would say that with a little effort
this movie could have been really, really good.
No matter how much I hate Wil Wheaton, he does a pretty good job here. Claude Akins is evil yet again and it's fun to
see Bo Duke trying to be responsible. Check it out, you might like it, but don't expect too much.
Total Skulls: 15
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | Wil Wheaton | |
Former celebrity appears | John Schneider | |
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |