Curse II: The Bite

Year: 1988

Director: Fred Goodwin

Written by: Susan Zelouf, Frederico Prosperi

Threat: Snake

Weapon of Choice: Tongue

Based upon: Original

IMDb page: IMDb link

     

Other movies in this series:
The Curse
Curse III: Blood Sacrifice
Curse IV: The Ultimate Sacrifice

The tyranist's thoughts
I was looking forward to this movie because it features Jill Schoelen (yes, I am aware that I am the only person who would look forward to a movie because of her) but in the end, I may have to side with Rish's longstanding loathing of Jill Schoelen movies. This scare-an-hour borefest just doesn't have the energy to keep me anything close to interested.
So there are two young people driving across Texas or New Mexico or somewhere for no apparent reason. They happen to take a radioactive snake on board and it eventually bites the young man. To make a long, boring story short, he mutates and starts to kill people. Eventually.
From the beginning it was patently obvious that there wasn't much of a script behind this one. In fact, they often had to use incidendtal music to hint to the audience that it was time to be scared. Not until the very end of the movie is there anything resembling a good scare.
I saw this movie for Jill Schoelen and I really didn't need to. Her role is pretty flat and not really worth the time spent on the movie. There are even a couple of spots where she's pretty bad. Jamie Farr was pretty dull as well, but what do you expect him to do with such a poorly written part?
Aside from the massive plot holes and general lack of information, there isn't much to this movie. If you are determined to see all of the Curse movies, God bless you for trying. Otherwise, I'd skip it.

Total Skulls: 12

Sequel skull
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears skull Jamie Farr
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
Bad execution
MTV Editing
OTS
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex skull
Death associated with sex
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise skull
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene skull
Shower/bath scene skull
Car stalls or won't start skull
Cat jumps out
Fake scare
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence
Hallucination/Vision
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes
x years before/later
Flashback sequence
Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead skull
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim skull
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading
Blood fountain skull
Blood hits camera
Poor death effect
Excessive gore skull
No one dies at all
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives skull
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending
What the hell?