Curse II: The BiteYear: 1988 Director: Fred Goodwin Written by: Susan Zelouf, Frederico Prosperi Threat: Snake Weapon of Choice: Tongue Based upon: Original |
Other movies in this series:
The Curse
Curse III: Blood Sacrifice
Curse IV: The Ultimate Sacrifice
The tyranist's thoughts
I was looking forward to this movie because it features Jill Schoelen (yes, I am aware that I am the only person who
would look forward to a movie because of her) but in the end, I may have to side with Rish's longstanding loathing
of Jill Schoelen movies. This scare-an-hour borefest just doesn't have the energy to keep me anything close to
interested.
So there are two young people driving across Texas or New Mexico or somewhere for no apparent reason. They happen to
take a radioactive snake on board and it eventually bites the young man. To make a long, boring story short, he mutates
and starts to kill people. Eventually.
From the beginning it was patently obvious that there wasn't much of a script behind this one. In fact, they often
had to use incidendtal music to hint to the audience that it was time to be scared. Not until the very end of the movie is
there anything resembling a good scare.
I saw this movie for Jill Schoelen and I really didn't need to. Her role is pretty flat and not really worth the time
spent on the movie. There are even a couple of spots where she's pretty bad. Jamie Farr was pretty dull as well, but
what do you expect him to do with such a poorly written part?
Aside from the massive plot holes and general lack of information, there isn't much to this movie. If you are determined
to see all of the Curse movies, God bless you for trying. Otherwise, I'd skip it.
Total Skulls: 12
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | Jamie Farr | |
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |