Cutting ClassYear: 1988 Director: Rospo Pallenberg Written by: Steve Slavkin Threat: Psychopath Weapon of Choice: Hammer |
Rish Outfield's reviews
This was unfathomably stupid. Forgive the length of this review, but it
deserves some mention. I HATED this movie. It was among the worst I've ever
seen. But here's the thing: it had one or two good story-telling elements,
the acting wasn't awful (okay, Jill Schoelen was, but she's pretty), the
cinematography, lighting, makeup, sound, and cast were downright GOOD--and
yet, the story was horrible, awful, bad-dream-where-you-can't-wake-up B-A-D.
It was so poorly written, not even Alan Smithee would claim this dreck. How
did Roddy McDowell end up on this project? How did Brad Pitt go anywhere
after this? Was the ending rewritten the day they shot it? Okay, here's the
thing: from the get-go, we are shown the main suspect (Donovan Lietch), and
are told--"THIS guy looks like a killer, doesn't he? And why not? Nobody
trusts him, nobody likes him, everybody THINKS he's the killer. And even
though other characters ACT more like killers, and have motives that he
doesn't, he's the only one you should suspect. HE'S the murderer!" So,
instantly, any viewer with half a brain starts to sympathize with him,
believes him when he says he didn't do it, notices situations where he
couldn't possibly have committed the crimes, sees hints and telltale signs as
to who the killer TRULY is, and when it ends, who turns out to be the
murderer? THAT GUY (Donovan Lietch) does!
What? But, but, but you TOLD us that he was the killer, and then showed us
that everybody was wrong, and that...that... So we're to understand that he
was omnipresent and omnipotent? But... I... wait, but you...
I'm still scratching my head. Damn them! Damn this movie! Avoid it like the plague!
Best Scare: Martin Mull is in this movie. Consider yourself warned.
Who I'd Recommend It To: Brad Pitt's biggest fan, but only her/him. No one else. You got me?
The tyranist's thoughts
We rented this one because Brad Pitt was on the box. Neither of us is really a big Brad Pitt fan,
but we knew that it would get at least one skull by just looking at the box. This movie was
abominably stupid. There was no suspense, no horror, and no point. They spend the entire movie
convincing us that one person is the killer and then completely illogically change who it is in
the last fifteen minutes. I believe that we even saw quite a bit of evidence that the person
who turned out to be the killer couldn't possibly have done it. This movie really has nothing
to recommend itself. The real downfall of the movie lies in the fact that it has pretty high
production values, cool death effects and gore, decent dialogue, a semi-interesting plot. But
they throw it all completely away in the last bit. And please, please, please . . . when a character
dies, let him die, don't keep him around for the entire movie and then pass of his death as not
having happened. I can't count how many movies this has ruined.
Sequel | ||
Owes everything to/rips off earlier film | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Beheading | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | Brad Pitt | |
No one dies at all | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
What the hell? |
Total Skulls: 22
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