The Dark Eyes of London

Year: 1939

Director: Walter Summers

Written by: Walter Summers, John Argyle, Patrick Kirwan

Threat: Psychopath

Weapon of Choice: Water

Based upon: novel - The Dark Eyes of London - Edgar Wallace

IMDb page: IMDb link

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The tyranist's thoughts
Not to be watched when you are sleepy, this old British horror flick has an interesting premise, but lacks delivery when it counts. Or, at least, I had a difficult time staying awake for this one even if Bela Lugosi is in it.
So people are dying and Scotland Yard is trying to figure out who is committing these terrible crimes. In walks Bela Lugosi (who is so obviously behind the whole thing that it almost makes you cringe) and a young lady and we're off. Oh, and there's one guy that's kind of freaky looking but in the tradition of the misunderstood monster, he ends up contributing to the side of good in the end.
This one is completely skippable. Except for the interesting historical fact that this was the first British horror movie made after the ban of '38-'39 and the first to receive the 'H' rating (for Horrific), this one should have been lost in a vault somewhere. Bela Lugosi's performance is mediocre and the rest of the cast a little bit worse than that. I wonder what would happen with a modern remake of this. It might be good if it were done right.
One last thing. Apparently when they imported this one to the States, they retitled it The Human Monster. Not only is the American title inferior, it really deserves a Bad Title Skull. Since the original British title is brilliant, though, I decided to use it for the review and to not award the Skull. If I try hard enough I'll forget that American title existed.
Well, I won't keep you any longer except to say that you really should avoid this one. Even Lugosi completists probably should avoid it.

Total Skulls: 6

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Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
Bad execution
MTV Editing
OTS
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex
Death associated with sex
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door skull
Camera is the killer
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene
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Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out
Fake scare
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence
Hallucination/Vision
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Warning goes unheeded
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes
x years before/later
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Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead
Killer wears a mask skull
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading
Blood fountain
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc.
Poor death effect
Excessive gore
No one dies at all
Virgin survives skull
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending skull
Unbelievably crappy ending
What the hell? skull