Dark Places

Year: 1973

Director: Don Sharp

Written by: Ed Brennan, Joseph Van Winkle

Threat: Ghost

Weapon of Choice: Pick-axe

Based upon: Original

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The tyranist's thoughts
As cool a title as this one has, it is sort of difficult going in to know what to expect. Christopher Lee is in it, which is a big plus in my book, but so is Joan Collins. I've never, ever liked her and what's more have never found her even the least bit attractive. So it's pretty much necessary that the story carry this one, right?
Well, when an old and insane, but weathy, man passes away, he leaves his fortune to Edward Foster. Of course, he doesn't bother to tell Edward where the fortune is hidden in the house, just that it's there. But everyone knows it's there from the town doctor (Christopher Lee) and his slut sister (Joan Collins) to the executor of the estate. And they all want some of it. Preferably all of it. So the race is on for Edward to find the money before someone else can get inside and find it and before he goes insane from the subtle influence of the dead old man.
What surprised me about this movie is how scary it turned out to be. By no means is it the scariest thing I've ever seen, but it had some really creepy scenes and it never relented. As Edward descends into madness, the haunting of the house only gets worse. They did a wonderful job of maintaining the right atmosphere and leading us down the path to ultimate discovery.
I hated Joan Collins in this as I expected to, but to be fair, she isn't in it as much as I thought she would be (judging by the cover, of course). Christopher Lee appears even less, but really it didn't matter. They made a fine ghost story that while not great and timeless, still holds some horror and fascination.

Total Skulls: 7

Sequel
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
Bad execution
MTV Editing
OTS
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex skull
Death associated with sex
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location skull
Power is cut skull
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise skullskull
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer skull
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene
Shower/bath scene
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out
Fake scare
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes skull
x years before/later
Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading
Blood fountain
Blood hits camera
Poor death effect
Excessive gore
No one dies at all
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending
What the hell?