Demons 2Year: 1986 Director: Lamberto Bava Written by: Dario Argento, Lamberto Bava, Franco Ferrini, Dardano Sacchetti Threat: Demons Weapon of Choice: Claws Based upon: Original |
Other movies in this series:
Demons
Cemetery Man
The tyranist's thoughts
From the first blacked out moments of this movie until the very end, I never sensed a single gram of purpose. The movie
seems to be based around the question, "What if demons were unleashed in a building that nobody could get out of?" You
know, sort of a Towering Inferno only not with fire. Well, I wish that at the very least, someone in a voice-over
would have asked that question. Then I could have spent time watching the answer. Instead, I spent the whole movie trying
to decipher the question.
So there's this high-security residential building somewhere in the world whose occupants all happen to be watching the
same movie/documentary about demons on the same night. Well, it happens. One of the demons comes out of the TV and soon
the power is out and the entire building is locked down. Panic ensues.
There were innumerable inexplicable events in this movie and even those that made sense didn't seem normal for some reason.
For instance, all the phones in the building are dead. No one can call out. But one boy's mother tries to call him at
home and the phone in the apartment rings. Another for instance, there are two cars trying to get to the building for
various reasons. When they do finally arrive, they arrive at the same time and crash into one another. SECONDS later an
ambulance is on the scene to help the people. Meanwhile the entire night passes without any kind of outside assistance
ever even coming near the building. No one ever tries to get in and in fact, when someone does finally get out, the town
looks completely deserted.
I really like Asia Argento but she is completely wasted here. Her scenes consisted entirely of her whimpering into her mother's
dress for about five minutes of screen time and then there was no resolution on her character. I sort of think this is
due to the fact that I was watching the rated R version rather than the uncut version, but they still should have done something.
The rest of the cast is pretty throw-away.
One of my biggest problems with this movie is simply that I saw a lot of potential for it, but they completely messed it
up both in the idea and the execution. I wouldn't recommend seeing it unless you just want to check out the cool demons.
Total Skulls: 16
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |