Dog SoldiersYear: 2002 Director: Neil Marshall Written by: Neil Marshall Threat: Werewolf Weapon of Choice: Claws Based upon: nothing |
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Rish's Reviews
First things first: I have heard it said (hell, I may have said it myself) that there's no
such thing as a perfect film. And I believe it. But as Horror films go, Dog Soldiers
comes as close as you can.
A squad of fun-loving British soldiers is out in the woods on maneuvers when they stumble
across a botched attempt to capture the local wildlife: werewolves. As day becomes night
(complete with Full Moon), they find themselves holed up in an isolated farmhouse as the
creatures close in, picking them off one by one, killing some, infecting others.
I LOVED this film. For years, I've told you that the werewolf/Wolf Man has always been
my favourite movie monster, and for years, my favourite werewolf movie was American
Werewolf In London. Not to take anything away from that film, but this one may have
to replace it on my list. I was blessed (yeah, and I know how that sounds) to be able to see
it on the big screen not long ago, and I'll be jiggered if I didn't have the best time with a
movie in a long, long time.
It had a great script, with unique and entertaining characters, clever dialogue (early on, one of the
men refers to Wrath of Khan, but you'd have to be a nerd like me to catch it) and
brilliant twists and turns. Plus, one character is disemboweled and Super Glue is used to patch
him back together. The abundant violence is graphic, quick, and unbelievable. I've heard the
flick compared to early Peter Jackson, and though I'm no fan, I have to agree. Like his works,
the gore can be funny rather than disgusting, and other times, it's just disgusting.
It's fair to compare it to Predator and The Evil Dead, quite favourably (I enjoyed
it more than both those movies, to tell the truth). It's similar to Aliens too, another of my
all-time favourite films. Good job, our English brothers!
The film had a limited budget, but you'd never know that. They make great use of few sets and
locations, and a utilize great-looking werewolves which we almost never clearly see.
It's one of those films people in the future will be studying, saying, "This is how you do it right!"
This was the best horror film since The Sixth Sense, and certainly a more pleasant experience
than that film. I watched it with a grin and laughter (the audience even applauded a couple of times),
and grinned all the way back to my car. Apparently, a couple other folks didn't like this film as
much as I did, but let me pay Dog Soldiers the highest compliment in my bag: I could
never have written something this good.
Sadly, unfairly, tragically, this film didn't receive theatrical distribution in the U.S., and was
relegated to a release first on the Sci-Fi Channel, and then on video. There is no justice in the
world.
I'd Recommend It To: Any Horror fan. The only caveat I can come up with is that there are no
recognizable stars (big deal) and that that the thick accents may be somewhat difficult to
understand (which might be daunting to some).
The tyranist's thoughts
What is it about setting a werewolf film in Britain that makes it so effective? For that
matter, what is it about setting any of this style of movie in Europe that works so well?
Perhaps it is the fact that Europe is an older world and these monsters are myths and
legends from that world. Could it be that seeing a werewolf in the aged environs of the
UK makes it seem more real, more possible? I don't know the answer, really, butit is
definitely true that the best of these are set there.
I don't think I enjoyed this movie quite as much as Rish did, but then I didn't have the
advantage of seeing it on the big screen with a good audience. Instead I sat alone in
my rickety old house watching it in the dark. The movie was still very good and I can
imagine that with a packed house it would only be better. The script was very good (although
there were a couple of groaners towrads the end) and the acting top-notch. The effects
were also very well done.
I've always had a soft spot in my heart for Sean Pertwee (probably because his pappy played
the Doctor for a time), and I wasn't disappointed. Of course, the rest of you probably don't
know who or what I'm talking about since Rish says there are no recognizable stars here.
I also found Emma Cleasby to be pleasant. Most of all though, the werewolves are
exceptional. They were perhaps the best werewolves I've ever seen on screen, and
done without CGI, I might add. Very nice.
The movie has a nice pace to it, and is very entertaining beginning to end. If you get
a chance to see this one, it is very worth it.
Total Skulls: 18
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood spatters camera/wall/other | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |