Dracula 2000Year: 2000 Director: Patrick Lussier Written by: Joel Soisson Threat: Vampire Weapon of Choice: Stake gun Based upon: Original |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
This film impressed the hell out of me.
A group of high-tech thieves break into the museum owned by Abraham Van
Helsing's descendent, only to find that the treasure that is so highly
guarded is none other than Dracula himself! For a hundred years, he has been
locked away, kept safe by Van Helsing himself (Christopher Plummer), who has
been sustaining himself with Dracula's own undying blood. But now that the
Evil One (I can capitalise that, right?) is loose in America, it's up to him
and his young apprentice Simon to stop him before, well, you know, it's too
late.
The acting was nice, the colors bold and bright, the effects good, the
editing tight, but mostly, I think it was the intelligent, entertaining
script that did it for me. The main twist regarding the origin of vampirism
was brilliant and made a sick kind of sense.
I also liked the cast. Christopher Plummer as Van Helsing was excellent, and
for the first time in a long long while, I actually wanted good to triumph
over evil. The women were all lithe and, for lack of an intelligent word,
hot. And Gerald Butler, who plays Dracula, was actually quite good. I liked
that at first, Dracula says nothing, he just strides powerfully along,
stalking men and seducing women with his powerful gaze. Most of the time,
when movie monsters/killers talk a lot, they get less and less scary. Butler
did well, though, managing to be believable and threatening in all his
guises. Plus, he had the prettyboy European looks that worked well for this
script.
On the downside, I found the ending too rushed and was left somewhat
unsatisfied. I think there was enough for two movies in this script, and some
of the subplots should've been more resolved. Also, the defeat of the
vampires was just too easy after what they had set up. They didn't have to
let the bad guys win, but the headlong destruction of Evil came too quickly.
Still, these are small things, and who knows, there may be a longer cut out
there just waiting to be seen.
Though I had my money on Final Destination, I think Dracula 2000 really
gave it a run for best horror film of the year.
Best Scare: There's a great scene where Danny Masterson gets a REALLY good look at a leech.
I'd Recommend It To: Horror fans and all Vampire fans.
The tyranist's thoughts
There were a number of films released this holiday season that I really wanted to see and Dracula 2000 was
actually really close to the top of the list. All that anticipation in mind, I tried really hard to prepare myself for
disappointment just in case. Luckily, there was no need for that.
For vampire film fans this is a must see. Very rarely have I been so captivated by a vampire movie that I even gasped
when I understood certain plot points. There is humor and sexual tension in with the horror as well. But all very
carefully balanced. Combine the marvellous script with high production values and some choice casting and you should be
able to come up with a movie that shines in all the right ways.
The negatives in this film for me were few, but noteworthy. It was extremely fast-paced as if it were 3 hour movie
packed into 2. Several subplots were lost and some of the character development lacked. The core was rock solid and
the storytelling quite good, but there were those few small holes that I wish had been filled. They could probably have
tacked on another 30 minutes without making me feel like it was too long. The editing was so well done that the story
literally flowed when it needed to.
Christopher Plummer is wonderful, but so is the rest of the cast. I warn you though, that if you are seeing the movie
specifically for Jeri Ryan, chances are you'll be at least a little disappointed. She was barely in the movie. This is
one of the subplots that seemed neglected to me.
Pay close attention to the details here. There are numerous clues to the truth and you'll want to figure it out as soon
as possible. I felt that this provided one of the truly brilliant twists on the Dracula legend of all times. See this
if you love vampire film, and if you are just a horror movie lover in general, you owe it to yourself to check this out
as one of the best movies in the genre.
Total Skulls: 23
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |