DreamcatcherYear: 2003 Director: Lawrence Kasdan Written by: William Goldman, Lawrence Kasdan Threat: Alien Weapon of Choice: Teeth Based upon: novel - Dreamcatcher - Stephen King |
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Rish's Reviews
Dreamcatcher the book was a mess. Dreamcatcher the movie is
a bigger mess.
Let's see if I can somehow sum up this story for you . . . Four childhood friends are
together in the Maine woods as adults, all with special powers they received when
they were kids from their fifth friend Duddits, a mentally retarded boy. One of them
was hit by a car and is recovering, one nearly committed suicide recently, one is a
young-looking car salesman, and one is Jason Lee. An alien spaceship crashes and
the area is cordoned off by a crazed military leader played by Morgan Freeman. A
man with an alien parasite in him is discovered, and it bursts out of his rectum. There
is a car accident. People are killed. The animals are afraid. One of the friends is
possessed. Locked in his own head, he does battle with the alien possessor while the
military attempts to wipe out the alien threat and the remaining friend attempts to save
his possessed friend and the world from the aliens' plans. And other stuff happens.
As far as I know, this was Lawrence Kasdan's first foray into Sci-Fi or Horror. You
could hardly call it a successful one, however. Parts of the movie made no sense.
Parts just didn't work. Parts were confusing. Characters did the oddest things. The
ending was stupid. It was not at all satisfying.
On the positive side, the film was certainly was ambitious. A couple of things they
tried were quite brave. There's some good dialogue throughout. Jason Lee is funny
in it. The cast all seemed capable, and it was interesting to cast Morgan Freeman in
the character of Kurtz/Curtis. All I can say, however, is that you tend to remember
his huge eyebrows rather than his performance.
There is a great moment where one of the characters has a telepathic phone conversation
into a pistol, while the gun's owner watches with surprise. That made me laugh out
loud. In fact, there were a couple of good laughs, quite a few nice lines, and a great
visual or two. Wish I could say it was worth it.
Some scares and some effects did work, though. The shit weasels in particular were
quite great. They were among the more disturbing, distasteful, and realistic movie
monsters in recent years. In fact, I'll go as far as to say that nearly every single
Horror moment in this film worked fine, it was the Dramatic, Science Fiction,
and Suspense moments that failed. Largely, none of the flashback scenes work, and
the entire narrative was so convoluted that I can't imagine a viewer who hadn't read
the novel making heads or tails of what he was watching.
I don't really know what to say about the film. The critics hated it, and they were
right to. In all the ways the book didn't work, the movie doesn't work, and manages to
invent one or two new ways. I don't really understand how that can happen, when
you've got the most celebrated screenwriter in the industry writing your picture, but
hey, there's an old Spanish proverb that goes, "Aun Spielberg hizo Hook." Wise,
those Latin folks.
I don't know, perhaps they were too reverential to the source material. After all, King
is the Charles Dickens of our day, whether you like me saying this or not. And I've
certainly complained when things were needlessly changed from his books (even when
he made the changes himself). But those were usually good books, and this one was
not.
Total Skulls: 17
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | Donnie Walberg | |
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc. | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |