Dreamcatcher

Year: 2003

Director: Lawrence Kasdan

Written by: William Goldman, Lawrence Kasdan

Threat: Alien

Weapon of Choice: Teeth

Based upon: novel - Dreamcatcher - Stephen King

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Rish's Reviews
Dreamcatcher the book was a mess. Dreamcatcher the movie is a bigger mess.
Let's see if I can somehow sum up this story for you . . . Four childhood friends are together in the Maine woods as adults, all with special powers they received when they were kids from their fifth friend Duddits, a mentally retarded boy. One of them was hit by a car and is recovering, one nearly committed suicide recently, one is a young-looking car salesman, and one is Jason Lee. An alien spaceship crashes and the area is cordoned off by a crazed military leader played by Morgan Freeman. A man with an alien parasite in him is discovered, and it bursts out of his rectum. There is a car accident. People are killed. The animals are afraid. One of the friends is possessed. Locked in his own head, he does battle with the alien possessor while the military attempts to wipe out the alien threat and the remaining friend attempts to save his possessed friend and the world from the aliens' plans. And other stuff happens.
As far as I know, this was Lawrence Kasdan's first foray into Sci-Fi or Horror. You could hardly call it a successful one, however. Parts of the movie made no sense. Parts just didn't work. Parts were confusing. Characters did the oddest things. The ending was stupid. It was not at all satisfying.
On the positive side, the film was certainly was ambitious. A couple of things they tried were quite brave. There's some good dialogue throughout. Jason Lee is funny in it. The cast all seemed capable, and it was interesting to cast Morgan Freeman in the character of Kurtz/Curtis. All I can say, however, is that you tend to remember his huge eyebrows rather than his performance.
There is a great moment where one of the characters has a telepathic phone conversation into a pistol, while the gun's owner watches with surprise. That made me laugh out loud. In fact, there were a couple of good laughs, quite a few nice lines, and a great visual or two. Wish I could say it was worth it.
Some scares and some effects did work, though. The shit weasels in particular were quite great. They were among the more disturbing, distasteful, and realistic movie monsters in recent years. In fact, I'll go as far as to say that nearly every single Horror moment in this film worked fine, it was the Dramatic, Science Fiction, and Suspense moments that failed. Largely, none of the flashback scenes work, and the entire narrative was so convoluted that I can't imagine a viewer who hadn't read the novel making heads or tails of what he was watching.
I don't really know what to say about the film. The critics hated it, and they were right to. In all the ways the book didn't work, the movie doesn't work, and manages to invent one or two new ways. I don't really understand how that can happen, when you've got the most celebrated screenwriter in the industry writing your picture, but hey, there's an old Spanish proverb that goes, "Aun Spielberg hizo Hook." Wise, those Latin folks.
I don't know, perhaps they were too reverential to the source material. After all, King is the Charles Dickens of our day, whether you like me saying this or not. And I've certainly complained when things were needlessly changed from his books (even when he made the changes himself). But those were usually good books, and this one was not.

Total Skulls: 17

Sequel
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears skull Donnie Walberg
Bad title
Bad premise skull
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
Bad execution
MTV Editing
OTS
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex
Death associated with sex
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location skull
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut skull
Someone investigates a strange noise skull
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene skullskull
Shower/bath scene
Car stalls or won't start skull
Cat jumps out
Fake scare
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence
Hallucination/Vision skull
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Warning goes unheeded
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes
x years before/later skull
Flashback sequence skullskull
Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead
Killer wears a mask skull
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading
Blood fountain
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc.
Poor death effect
Excessive gore skull
No one dies at all
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending skull
What the hell? skullskull