Dressed to KillYear: 1980 Director: Brian DePalma Written by: Brian DePalma Threat: Psychopath Weapon of Choice: Razor Based upon: Original |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
Angie Dickinson is a housewife who confides in her psychiatrist (Michael
Caine) that she yearns for passion and adventure. She seeks a one-night
stand with a stranger, and gets it . . . but also finds a bonus surprise in
the form of a glistening straight razor. We then follow Caine, Dickinson's
son (Keith Gordon, the nerd in Jaws 2), a police detective, and the only
witness to the crime as they try and solve the murder. I think.
I don't know what to say about this film. This was one I chose, having seen
very few of Brian DePalma's films, and having heard that this one was among
his best (if a ripoff of Psycho). Tyranist suffered through it, asking
again and again why we even decided to rent it, and maybe he had a point, I
don't know. It was a little bizarre and (deliberately?) confusing, but there
were a couple of moments I thought worked pretty well. Dennis Franz's
character made me laugh. I thought the killer in general and the scenes in
the elevator and the subway were quite scary. I sort of like Michael Caine
and Nancy Allen and it also featured the guy who played the mayor in
Ghostbusters. A couple of moments toward the end worked well too until we
realized DePalma was ripping off his own movie's ending (Carrie, in this
case). But there were some parts that seemed to drag on forever, and some
stylized scenes that were clearly stylized for stylism's sake. A couple of
scenes, like the museum scene and the sneaking around in the office scene,
instead of creating suspense, only created boredom. A moment or two where a
character thought back to something that happened earlier in the film and it
was shown through splitscreen seemed to really be underestimating the
audience.
I don't know if I can recommend the film or not. One thing I most assuredly
will not recommend, though, is the videocassette copy we were watching. It
was, hands down, the worst Pan & Scan job I have ever seen, leaving some
scenes totally indescipherable, and other scenes completely unwatchable. I'm
a Letterbox man myself, and have been since I first learned what it was, but
watching this tape would've converted the most die-hard full frame fan about
halfway through.
The tyranist's thoughts
I should preface this review by saying that I think the copy we watched wasn't the best for the reasons that Rish argues above. The pan & scan was
really, really bad and that may have increased my displeasure with the film beyond normal.
As I've developed as a film fan, one of the traits that I carried over from my love of literature (which has its roots approximately five to ten years
earlier than film in my life) is a passion for pacing and understanding how people keep stories moving. This is something that has annoyed Rish on
many occasions since I have to know how long the movie's been going and how long it is going to be. In fact, it is usually the mark of a great movie
that I never look at the clock. That aside, the biggest problem I had with Dressed to Kill was in its pacing.
There are several scenes (usually of the chase variety) that are so improperly paced that it hurt the movie. In every case the scenes drag on much
longer than was necessary and as stylized as they are, the length more than cancels out any attempt at structure that might have existed. In a lot of
ways these scenes felt to me like they had just written "long chase scene" in the script and then made the rest up while they were shooting. It just
doesn't work. I probably should have taken the time to get something to drink.
Other than the terrible pacing, there wasn't too much to complain about. The parts were well acted and the story at least somewhat intriguing. I'm
more and more a fan of Nancy Allen and the fact that she plays a hooker in this one is just gravy. The ending, which doesn't actually happen at the
end of the movie, was satisfying and while not completely surprising since there were ample clues, was at least an honest attempt that didn't fall
flat.
Of course, that brings me to the other major flaw. If the pacing was all wrong for the chase scenes then the way the movie finished was simply
an abominable, tacked on piece of crap that they needed to make a decent running time. The movie was seriously over and yet it kept going and
going. No reason for this. The first ending was fine and satisfying.
I don't recommend you see it and if you do find a better copy than we did. While there are a few interesting bits and Nancy Allen is awfully
pleasant to look at, it just isn't worth the headache of wading through DePalma's mistakes.
Total Skulls: 19
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | Dennis Franz | |
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |