Empire of the AntsYear: 1977 Director: Bert I. Gordon Written by: Jack Turley Threat: Ants Weapon of Choice: Fire Based upon: story - "Empire of the Ants" - H.G. Wells |
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The tyranist's thoughts
This is a classically abused horror sub-genre and probably justifiably so. I mean, by definition, the big bug monster movie is a B-movie.
Still every once in a while they are a lot of fun to watch and laugh at and this one is a better than average example. There is actually
some though evident behind the plot and the characters aren't completely despicable (even though I wanted Joan Collins character dead from
the first minute of the film on).
Radioactive waste is being dumped in the ocean and a barrel coincidentally washes up on shore in Florida. I say coincidentally, because this
shore happens to belong to Joan Collins and she is just about to try selling it to a bunch of losers. Well, all hell breaks loose because
the waste mutates a bunch of ants to be human size. I won't tell you more because it would ruin the plot, which is actually decent.
In spite of the fact that this is B grade all the way, it is fun to watch and would be a good party movie. I wouldn't see it alone if you
can avoid it simply because it will bore you to the point of falling asleep.
Total Skulls: 13
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |