Empire of the Ants

Year: 1977

Director: Bert I. Gordon

Written by: Jack Turley

Threat: Ants

Weapon of Choice: Fire

Based upon: story - "Empire of the Ants" - H.G. Wells

IMDb page: IMDb link

      Empire of the Ants

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The tyranist's thoughts
This is a classically abused horror sub-genre and probably justifiably so. I mean, by definition, the big bug monster movie is a B-movie. Still every once in a while they are a lot of fun to watch and laugh at and this one is a better than average example. There is actually some though evident behind the plot and the characters aren't completely despicable (even though I wanted Joan Collins character dead from the first minute of the film on).
Radioactive waste is being dumped in the ocean and a barrel coincidentally washes up on shore in Florida. I say coincidentally, because this shore happens to belong to Joan Collins and she is just about to try selling it to a bunch of losers. Well, all hell breaks loose because the waste mutates a bunch of ants to be human size. I won't tell you more because it would ruin the plot, which is actually decent.
In spite of the fact that this is B grade all the way, it is fun to watch and would be a good party movie. I wouldn't see it alone if you can avoid it simply because it will bore you to the point of falling asleep.

Total Skulls: 13

Sequel
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting skull
Bad dialogue
Bad execution
MTV Editing
OTS
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex skull
Death associated with sex
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut skull
Someone investigates a strange noise skullskull
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer skullskull
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls skullskull
Toilet stall scene
Shower/bath scene
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out
Fake scare
Laughable scare skullskull
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes
x years before/later
Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading
Blood fountain
Blood hits camera
Poor death effect skull
Excessive gore
No one dies at all
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending
What the hell? skull