The Eternal: Kiss of the MummyYear: 1998 Director: Michael Almereyda Written by: Michael Almereyda Threat: Mummy Weapon of Choice: Knife Based upon: Original |
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The tyranist's thoughts
If you are looking for a traditional mummy movie here, you won't find it. The mummy in question is a 3000 year old druid
witch who was mummified (without the embalming) and dropped into the Irish bog. But don't overlook it because of that. I
was quite surprised by this movie and very pleased with the random seed that got me to rent it. Christopher Walken plays
an old Irish uncle (with the worst accent I have ever heard) who happens to be in possession of the mummy. From there the
mayhem proceeds. I don't want to give too much of the plot away though, because I think this is one that you should see
without knowing everything.
I loved the score. It was haunting and perfect for the movie. The little girl who played Alice (Rachel O'Rourke) was
captivating to me even though she was clearly not a primary figure in the movie. The movie takes place mostly in Ireland
and is pleasanter for it. The cinematography was very stylised and interesting to follow. Watch this one with the lights of
though because there are a few dark but important scenes.
An original and very good movie that I think is overlooked. I can see some arguments against the pace, but really this movie
suited me just right.
Total Skulls: 6
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |