The EvilmakerYear: 2000 Director: John Bowker Written by: John Bowker Threat: Ghost Weapon of Choice: Axe Based upon: Original |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
This film was really hard to appreciate. It was shot on video, with what
looked like some guy's mother's camcorder. It had no originality whatsoever.
It trudged along at an abysmally slow pace. There were no breakout
performances or faces I'd like to see again. The scares to laughs ratio was
inadvertently skewed. At least one of the nude scenes was gross and
unwelcome. There was no gore or clever death scenes. The story made little
sense and the character motivations couldn't have been less real. But I saw
it with two much less patient filmgoers, and they seemed to think it was the
worst movie they had ever seen. Oh, not true, folks. It at least had the
skeleton of a story, it had so much dialogue that I never truly got bored, it
had so many mandatory cliches that it was fun to see them thrown in, and it
had at least one semi-frightening scene where scary voices called a girl's
name. There was one moment in the film, where the beefy blonde heroine axed
someone offscreen to death, where her dress slid halfway off as she was
splattered with blood, that I found quite visually impressive (even if it
wasn't intentional). Plus, the title, The Evilmaker, was so unusual and
unapologetically bad, that it provided a great deal of fun for us ("Uh oh,
this looks like the Evilmaker's doing!" "That sounds a lot like the
Evilmaker." "Hmmm, the fact that the mailbox on the house said 'Mr. and Mrs.
Evilmaker' should have clued them in."). And most importantly, even if there
was nothing redeemable about the movie, I have to admire anybody who has the
patience to make a feature-length horror film, even a grade Z horror film on
video. I've coerced my friends into making three-minute films that stressed
our relationships and didn't get completed, so I'm able to appreciate this
accomplishment, even if nobody else is.
The tyranist's thoughts
As of this writing, I believe that The Evilmaker sets the record for the most diverse number of skulls. With only
one double skull, it racked up more varieties than anything else. Usually a lot of skulls is an indication that I was
looking for something to do during the movie. In this case, it is almost like they made an honest effort to include as
many cliches as they could.
A woman recently separated from her husband by reason of adultery is picked up and taken on a trip by three of her friends.
Naturally, their car breaks down in the mountains and they are left to fend for themselves. Luckily they find an
unoccupied house to spend the evening in. Of course, it's haunted.
With a very small cast and obviously small budget, there was a real need to make up for some of the lacks with a solid
script. They didn't do too bad, but I must say that the idea has far more potential than is realized on screen. The
women friends lost in the woods idea has been done before and in this respect the movie bears a lot of resemblance to
Mother's Day. It doesn't feature the hyper-realistic violence of that movie, but
it has some of the feel and a few of the plot turns.
For me the movie hovered between being entertaining and just repetetive. It takes an unusual amount of time to get to the
horror bits and there isn't really any build up before them. There are a bunch of headache-inducing scenes filmed with
a strobe light that seem to come out of nowhere and the closer you get to the end of the film, the less they try to do
things that make sense.
I was enamored of the nice Oregon scenery and actually found myself liking some of the characters in spite of a few spots
of rough performance. I think with a little more thought and effort this could have been a very nice film.
Total Skulls: 36
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |