FeardotcomYear: 2002 Director: William Malone Written by: Josephine Coyle Threat: Ghost Weapon of Choice: Fear Based upon: nothing |
Other movies in this series:
None
The tyranist's thoughts
This is the first movie I've reviewed for the HFC that I managed to see at a preview
screening. Owing to circumstances, however, I'm posting this review after the movie
has already made it to the theatre. Rats!
So there's this website that people are visiting called Feardotcom and unfortunately for
them, they are dying 48 hours later. In step Stephen Dorff and Natascha McElhone
to investigate. Well naturally they go to the website too. The clock is started.
Rish and I really debated whether this ripped off
Ring but in the end decided that there is enough different about the plot
and the way the hook works that while it is definitely influenced by that great Japanese
movie, it isn't a real rip-off. Besides, when asked, William Malone denied that he even
knew anything about a movie called Ring.
Jeffrey Combs has a part in this one and it is nice to see him on the big screen again.
That man has the strangest charisma, but I can't help but love him. Dorff and McElhone
aren't too bad either. Some of the effects are especially nice and the plot is pretty
intense. There really isn't a let up beginning to end. There are two major plotlines that
are intertwined to the point of inextricability, but that really only adds to the drama.
Check this one out in the theatre if you can, I'm sure it is much better there than it
will be on the small screen. Not that it won't be good on the small screen, it's just that
nothing this intense is ever as good on the small screen.
Rish's Reviews
In August 2002, tyranist and I capped off our semi-successful Fangoria Weekend of
Horrors experience with a free screening of Fear.com. I’ve spoken to the
director twice since seeing the film, and though I LOATHED Malone's last
film (The House on Haunted
Hill), and found myself enjoying this one way more than I
probably should've. But hey, kiss my grits, Mel, I, for one, found it very scary.
Jeffrey Combs, great as usual, played a less-than-savoury character I still loved.
Natasha MacElhone is attractive. And this may be the first movie I ever liked
Stephen Dorff in. But then again, maybe I didn't (after all, when the girl tells him
"don't go to that website," he rushes home to log onto it). The film had an interesting
look (a cross between film noir and futuristic), a neat idea behind it, and a
disturbing-looking ghost character that appears on the posters (Malone claimed
he did the design for it, so maybe the guy has talent after all).
But it was so darn reminiscent of Ring, which we saw the night before.
Lots of little things, and a couple of big things were either close or the same.
There was the odd, pointless scene where MacElhone goes corpse hunting alone
at night...underwater that both didn't fit and was very similar to a scene in Ring).
There were lots of plotholes, too. Characters did inexplicable things, and the
love subplot didn't work, problems that must have come from a much longer
version of the film. The theatrical edit still felt long, though.
Still, the movie was intensely scary.
Scarier even, than Signs? Well, I didn't
wake up thinking aliens were reaching for me in the dark after seeing this. On
the other hand, Signs didn’t have an evil albino ghost child in it. So, I'm
a little torn, faithful listeners.
I'd Recommend It To: Fans of surreal, creepy Horror. And surreal, creepy
Horror fans.
Note: A young and thoughtful couple in the row in front of us had brought their
five year old. And they call ME a bastard.
Total Skulls: 12
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc. | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |