The Final TerrorYear: 1983 Director: Andrew Davis Written by: John George, Neill Hicks, Ron Shusett Threat: Psychopath Weapon of Choice: Booby trap Based upon: Original |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
You know, just the thought that I would rent a movie with Adrian Zmed scares
me. The rest of this movie wasn't too frightening, though. I liked the
basic story: a bunch of young river-rafting forest ranger adventurer-types go
up into the woods (with their girlfriends!), but find that there's a maniacal
forest-dweller watching and stalking them. One by one, they're hunted down,
until they try to turn the tables on their attacker (in a scene that was
actually quite cool).
Written by Ronald Shusett, the co-writer of Alien and Total Recall, and
directed by Andy Davis, who'd go on to bring us The Fugitive and
Collateral Damage, it also starred some future famous folk, namely Daryl
Hannah, Rachel Ward, and Joe Pantiololanio (yeah, I know, but it's a REALLY
hard name to spell!). All in all, though, it was a pretty mediocre horror
film, not deserving of praise, but definitely not terrible. The acting was
alright, it wasn't dull, and some of the dialogue was quite good, in fact–-and
funny, at least at the beginning. It really should've had nudity in it,
though. Hey, hey, hey, before you condemn me as a mindless, uncultured
pervert, hear me out. Some of these chicks were hot, there was ample
opportunity, with skinny dipping, attractive girls, and plenty of romantic
pairing off. Besides, the cover art seemed to be promising a Russ Meyer film
(. . . and tyranist asked how this ended up in our stack).
One problem I had with the film was how nasty and unlikable most of the
characters were. Every ten seconds, another character gave a monologue about
how the others were being stupid, or insensitive, or overreacting, or
underreacting. It made me want the bodycount to rise, and quickly. Often it
was too dark, and there was some somewhat annoying camerawork, which annoyed
tyranist even more than me. There were very few scares, practically no gore,
and another one of those killers who was everywhere all at once and always
knew where the victim is running (which is fine when it's a supernatural
baddie, but a little annoying other times). When the film ended, I felt like
shrugging and saying, "Hmmm, what else you got?"
I'd Recommend It To: '80s Killer In Woods Slasher fans only.
Note: By the way, I AM a mindless, uncultured pervert, I just don't like to be condemned.
The tyranist's thoughts
I'm not really sure why this movie didn't get a bad title skull. What is the final terror? Was it part of this movie and
I just missed it, or is it something else that I'm just supposed to understand because it has cultural significance.
Either way, I found very little terror at all in this one.
An early "urban legend come to life" movie that has some really neat bits and a lot of not so neat stuff. Imagine a
summer camp slasher where they don't stay at a camp. The set up and fundamental premise were okay, but I felt somewhat
confused at times when trying to understand why things were happening.
Another drawback is that there are large portions of the movie shot at night. Not all of them are too dark to see, but
almost without fail, the parts that are supposed to be scary are definitely too dark to see. Does no one get how this
lessens the effectiveness of the scare?
Watch for all your favourite stars in this one. Well, a couple anyway. I've never been a Daryl Hannah fan but it was
kind of cool to see Joe Pantoliano years before he would have a role that people could recognize him for. I guess this
one is okay, but really it is just pretty mediocre. Aside from a few cool booby traps and a couple of interesting moments
there isn't much to see here.
Total Skulls: 19
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | Joe Pantoliano, Daryl Hannah, Rachel Ward | |
Former celebrity appears | Adrian Zmed | |
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |