Firestarter RekindledYear: 2002 Director: Robert Iscove Written by: Phillip Eisner Threat: Mad Scientist Weapon of Choice: Fire Based upon: Novel - "Firestarter" - Stephen King |
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Firestarter
Rish's Reviews
This film is notable, if for no other reason, than for having been shot in Rish
and tyranist's home town.
It was actually a four-hour pilot for a potential series, and I liked it well enough
as a movie and an introduction to a new show. I used to want to be a writer,
so I paid attention to plotpoints, loose ends, and new threads. But the mini-series
was very nice. It keeps quite faithful to the book (which is one of my favourites),
and includes some nice twists.
Charlie McGee, who as the offspring of two governmentally-enhanced parents,
has the ability to start fires with her mind, has been on her own for the last decade
or so. Through flashbacks, we are reminded of the story of Firestarter,
and how Charlie was manipulated into using her power by John Rainbird, but then
turned on him when her father was killed. Now Rainbird has a new group of
gifted youngsters he oversees, but remains preoccupied with thoughts of the
absent Charlie.
Marguerite Moreau, who plays Charlie, is a very cute kid. Yes, Mom, I would
do her. I wonder if they approached Drew Barrymore with the role, or whether
they simply dismissed her as not hot enough (sorry, pun intended). Malcolm
McDowell plays John Rainbird, who apparently survived the events of the first
film and novel, but is grotesquely scarred from the ordeal. My sister would
recognize Danny Nucci, the male protagonist (and Charlie's love interest),
from Titanic. I didn't, however.
It's more Sci-Fi than Horror, which would explain its appearance on the Sci-Fi
Channel, and not Rish Outfield's Unedited Bloodbath Network. The evil cadre
of enhanced children was scary stuff, though. Especially one who is not only a
soulless, terrifying little monster, he's pug-ugly to boot. The group of kids are
individually fascinating (if rather "X-Men"-esque): one kid had no eyes (yet can
still see), one could destroy things by screaming (oh, I wanted him dead too),
and there was a real bastard of a telepath.
It had neat pyrotechnic effects (fire is fun, kids). Charlie's love/hate relationship
with John Rainbird was great, because the audience feels it too. The sexuality
was actually very explicit for television standards, as was the violence. Ain't cable
great? A couple of moments--chases, non-dialogue, etc.--seem padded to fit the
long format, but this was much leaner than a lot of recent mini-series, including
Rose Red.
The ending was not entirely satisfying, but it was alright. For some reason, I felt
sad when the four hours were up, that it had to be over. And that, my fiends, is
a compliment. In a way, it reminded me of that great '70s series, "The Incredible
Hulk," which I would watch with my dad on Sunday nights. Each week David
Banner would move from town to town, trying to help people, and every time he
got close to someone, the raging beast inside him would come out and force him
to move on, leaving him alone and sad at the end of every episode. I would see
a "Firestarter" series as much the same kind of thing. And I would watch it.
Note: The title, while a pun (generally speaking, instantly Bad Title Skull-worthy)
was high-brow and intelligent, so it gets to squeak by.
Total Skulls: 12
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood spatters camera/wall/other | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |