Flesh For Frankenstein

Year: 1974

Director: Paul Morrissey

Written by: Tonino Guerra, Paul Morrissey

Threat: Mad scientist

Weapon of Choice: Spear

Based upon: novel - Frankenstein - Mary Shelley

IMDb page: IMDb link

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Rish's Reviews
Flesh For Frankenstein, aka Andy Warhol's Frankenstein, aka The Devil and Dr. Frankenstein, aka an Italian title (the print I saw was simply called Frankenstein), was probably a mistake. It was a sick, stupid, grotesque, campy, twisted, perverse film, and I saw it in all its 3-D glory at the recent local 3-D film festival. I've seen three films there so far (Friday the 13th 3-D, Parasite, and this), and I have to admit, a little goes a long way. There are still six more films on the schedule, and I don't know if I can manage another one. Since by the time this review sees print, the festival will be months in the past, I don't know why I'm bothering to write this. Ah well.
Whatever the title, Udo Kier plays Baron Frankenstein, who is attempting to create a master race of super-beings made up of sewn-together body parts of the dead. His plan is to mate his male creature to his female creation, but he uses the wrong brain, and things go slightly outside of plan. But don't worry, kids, pretty much everyone has sex and dies in the end.
As far as the film goes, I have little to say. I've lost my notes, which seems to happen a lot (it's one of the downsides to being insane--one personality doesn't know what the other personality is doing), but I'll tell you what I remember. This was a film that reveled in bad taste. There's a word for its like, but I can't think of it now. Maybe not all the dialogue was bad, but there certainly was a lot of it. The flick was unnecessarily gory (with splatter effects that are gruesome even by today's standards), decadent in that Eastern European way, and had enough nudity to fill a bucket. The Baron's wife is rather sex-obsessed and takes something of an interest in her husband's creation (and pretty much every male in the countryside), but there must be something in the air around the castle, because it catches pretty much everybody at one point or another. Each character is depraved in his own way (even the Baron's creepy, tongueless children*, and they all get a chance to bleed before the end credits roll. Udo Kier was quite funny, actually, and managed somehow to be likeable, leading me to be morbidly curious about Andy Warhol's Dracula.
I don't really recommend the movie (to my knowledge, it was the first X-rated film I've reviewed on the site), because I didn't really enjoy it, but I can see why some people would. I imagine there are many for whom this would be a cult classic, and that's cool, I suppose. And of course, it would be better the way I saw it, in a theater, in three dimensions. Good luck with that.
*Okay, I know one has a single line at the end, but come on.

Total Skulls: 15

Sequel
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
Bad execution skull
MTV Editing
OTS skullskull
Girl unnecessarily gets naked skull
Wanton sex skullskull
Death associated with sex skull
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene
Shower/bath scene
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out
Fake scare
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence
Hallucination/Vision
No one believes only witness
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Warning goes unheeded
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes
x years before/later
Flashback sequence
Dark and stormy night
Killer doesn't stay dead
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading skullskull
Blood fountain skullskull
Blood spatters camera/wall/other skull
Poor death effect
Excessive gore skullskull
No one dies at all
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending
What the hell? skull