Flesh For FrankensteinYear: 1974 Director: Paul Morrissey Written by: Tonino Guerra, Paul Morrissey Threat: Mad scientist Weapon of Choice: Spear Based upon: novel - Frankenstein - Mary Shelley |
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Rish's Reviews
Flesh For Frankenstein, aka Andy Warhol's Frankenstein, aka The
Devil and Dr. Frankenstein, aka an Italian title (the print I saw was simply called
Frankenstein), was probably a mistake. It was a sick, stupid, grotesque, campy,
twisted, perverse film, and I saw it in all its 3-D glory at the recent local 3-D film
festival. I've seen three films there so far (Friday
the 13th 3-D, Parasite, and this),
and I have to admit, a little goes a long way. There are still six more films on the schedule,
and I don't know if I can manage another one. Since by the time this review sees print,
the festival will be months in the past, I don't know why I'm bothering to write this. Ah
well.
Whatever the title, Udo Kier plays Baron Frankenstein, who is attempting to create a
master race of super-beings made up of sewn-together body parts of the dead. His
plan is to mate his male creature to his female creation, but he uses the wrong brain,
and things go slightly outside of plan. But don't worry, kids, pretty much everyone has
sex and dies in the end.
As far as the film goes, I have little to say. I've lost my notes, which seems to happen
a lot (it's one of the downsides to being insane--one personality doesn't know what the
other personality is doing), but I'll tell you what I remember. This was a film that
reveled in bad taste. There's a word for its like, but I can't think of it now. Maybe
not all the dialogue was bad, but there certainly was a lot of it. The flick was
unnecessarily gory (with splatter effects that are gruesome even by today's standards),
decadent in that Eastern European way, and had enough nudity to fill a bucket. The
Baron's wife is rather sex-obsessed and takes something of an interest in her husband's
creation (and pretty much every male in the countryside), but there must be something
in the air around the castle, because it catches pretty much everybody at one point or
another. Each character is depraved in his own way (even the Baron's creepy,
tongueless children*, and they all get a chance to bleed before the end credits roll. Udo
Kier was quite funny, actually, and managed somehow to be likeable, leading me to be
morbidly curious about Andy Warhol's Dracula.
I don't really recommend the movie (to my knowledge, it was the first X-rated film
I've reviewed on the site), because I didn't really enjoy it, but I can see why some
people would. I imagine there are many for whom this would be a cult classic, and
that's cool, I suppose. And of course, it would be better the way I saw it, in a theater,
in three dimensions. Good luck with that.
*Okay, I know one has a single line at the end, but come on.
Total Skulls: 15
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood spatters camera/wall/other | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |