The ForsakenYear: 2001 Director: J.S. Cardone Written by: J.S. Cardone Threat: Vampires Weapon of Choice: Sunlight Based upon: Original |
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The tyranist's thoughts
I went into this one expecting Near Dark, but came out pleasantly surprised. Where I
was expecting to see low production values and trailer trash vampires, it is instead a slick production that only peripherally
reminded me of Near Dark and instead had a couple small, new twists to the vampire mythos that weren't all bad.
So this guy is trying to get from L.A. to his sister's wedding in Florida. Along the way he picks up a hitchhiker (something
he was specifically warned not to do). A short time later he's been bitten and the fun really starts.
Kerr Smith and Brendan Fehr (who last appeared together in Final Destination do
a pretty good job of carrying the show. I found Brendan's performance to be especially good while Kerr was still more of
the pretty boy. The dynamic between them was nice though and when the bad guys are thrown in, they are a very believable
duo. The production was pretty slick and the script very good as well. My only real complaint about the film was the overuse
of the ultra-fast editing. There were several scenes that had quick edits inserted to accomplish nothing more than confuse
the audience. Hallucinations the characters are having before they should have been having them and the like. Aside from
that there really isn't much of a nod to the MTV generation, the rest is straight up vampire road-trip.
Now for the mythos. Pay attention to the origin of the vampires in this one. It's a nice little idea and is, of course,
important to the story. The other part of the mythos that was interesting was the fact that until you turn, all the vampires
give you is a virus. This is the first time that I remember someone trying to explain what is happening between the time
a person gets bit and the time they turn into a vampire. Usually the person dies, but from what? And could it have been
stopped? Very cool, their solution.
This movie is definitely worth a look if you are a vampire film fan, but may not hold much for the rest of you. I enjoyed
it much more than I expected to and maybe you will to.
Rish's Reviews
I wasn't as impressed by this film as tyranist was, but then, I really didn't want to see
it. It just happened to be showing on HBO, and I felt karma would get me if I didn't
give it a try.
I like Kerr ("I'm not gay!") Smith, and keep thinking he'll probably have a career in
films if he can just get a breakout role. The other guy was familiar-looking, but I
couldn't place him. Was he the guy who got hung in Final Destination? [tyranist:
Yes. Yes, he was.]
Johnathan Schaech (or however the heck you spell it) was totally miscast in
this role. He didn't have the depth to play thirty, much less a five hundred year old
character. But I suppose they needed somebody with the "look." The girl-in-peril,
despite the fact that she spends 60% of the film naked, was grating and frustrating.
I really wanted someone to smack her and/or shut her up, and when someone finally
did, I said, "It's about time!" No wonder I can't get dates.
I also didn't enjoy the new vampire mythos. These guys didn't even have pointed
teeth! But it was intriguing that they had to be killed on consecrated ground, a
pretty novel concept. It had a fairly good premise, I guess I just wasn't its target
audience.
Total Skulls: 20
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |