Freaks

Year: 1932

Director: Tod Browning

Written by: Willis Goldbeck, Leon Gordon

Threat: Bitch

Weapon of Choice: Poison

Based upon: short story - "Spurs" - Tod Robbins

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The tyranist's thoughts
This one is sort of legendary in horror circles and so when Rish and I were together long enough to take in a couple movies we felt that we must see this one. You might wonder why we hadn't felt that way when selecting the 548 movies that we've reviewed previous to this one. The truth is that I think we'd only seen it once for rental before now.
So there's a circus sideshow making its way across unknown country. Behind the scenes one of the company midgets is falling in love with one of the regular circus lovelies, breaking the heart of his similarly sized girlfriend. Eventually, the lovely finds out that he is rich. Well, you can imagine what would happen.
The movie has the reputation for being shocking and was banned for a number of years, but I found it, instead, to be tragic. There really aren't any scares unless, of course, you find the sideshow freaks to be scary. The plot is a traditional tragic love/revenge story played out by some unusual actors.
Legend has it that the original cut of the movie was longer and I wish that we could see that today. In its current form, there seems to be little punch left to the movie and several plot holes that are never adequately answered.
I think that the cult status this film has maintained is really due to the same inate curiousity that keeps sideshows running even today, but really, it should probably be seen for the interesting story. Too bad we can't look past our preconceptions sometimes to appreciate a sad tale for what it is. In my opinion the movie is not truly horror, but we can't help but review it anyway.

Rish's Reviews
One of the most notorious films ever made, Freaks isn’t so much a horror film as it is a drama and morality play . . . more The Elephant Man than The Wolf Man. Director Tod Browning had recently come of the tremendous success of Dracula, and, it is said, ruined his career with the release of Freaks. It offended people's sensibilities, I guess. And the film is rather heartbreaking, but certainly it's because of the physical characteristics of the characters, rather than in spite of them.
The film is still pretty disturbing today, in the 21st Century, but only because of the oddities the film employs. I can't figure out why the British would've banned this film for thirty years (can they really be that intolerant?), unless they believed the unfortunates were being exploited by the film.
Look, deplorable or not, EVERYBODY gawks at car accidents. And this is the same thing, except that you get to know the people involved. And though these people can be physically grotesque, the film presents them as people, not mistakes, not creatures of the dark, not monsters. In fact, the most disturbing of the freaks, the man with no arms and legs, astounded tyranist and me with his impressive ingenuity. The story told in the film is a human one, with the moral being that the "normal" people were the true monsters.
As mentioned above, the film has been edited, and apparently the footage is forever lost. Kind of like my innocence.
Line To Remember: "Gooble gobble, gooble gobble, we accept you, we accept you!"
Note: I can't believe tyranist, who is even more uptight than than a priest getting a colonic agreed that "Bitch" was the Threat. Thank God his mother doesn't know this website exists.

Total Skulls: 6

Sequel
Sequel setup
Rips off earlier film
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
Former celebrity appears
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
Bad execution
MTV Editing
OTS
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex
Death associated with sex
Unfulfilled promise of nudity
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door
Camera is the killer
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Victim locks self in with killer
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
Toilet stall scene
Shower/bath scene skull
Car stalls or won't start
Cat jumps out
Fake scare
Laughable scare
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence
Hallucination/Vision
No one believes only witness skull
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth
Warning goes unheeded
Music detracts from scene
Death in first five minutes
x years before/later
Flashback sequence skull
Dark and stormy night skull
Killer doesn't stay dead
Killer wears a mask
Killer is in closet
Killer is in car with victim
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unscary villain/monster
Beheading
Blood fountain
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc.
Poor death effect
Excessive gore
No one dies at all skull
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Unresolved subplots skull
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending
Unbelievably crappy ending
What the hell?