FreaksYear: 1932 Director: Tod Browning Written by: Willis Goldbeck, Leon Gordon Threat: Bitch Weapon of Choice: Poison Based upon: short story - "Spurs" - Tod Robbins |
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The tyranist's thoughts
This one is sort of legendary in horror circles and so when Rish and I were together
long enough to take in a couple movies we felt that we must see this one. You might
wonder why we hadn't felt that way when selecting the 548 movies that we've reviewed
previous to this one. The truth is that I think we'd only seen it once for rental before
now.
So there's a circus sideshow making its way across unknown country. Behind the
scenes one of the company midgets is falling in love with one of the regular circus
lovelies, breaking the heart of his similarly sized girlfriend. Eventually, the lovely finds
out that he is rich. Well, you can imagine what would happen.
The movie has the reputation for being shocking and was banned for a number of years,
but I found it, instead, to be tragic. There really aren't any scares unless, of course,
you find the sideshow freaks to be scary. The plot is a traditional tragic love/revenge
story played out by some unusual actors.
Legend has it that the original cut of the movie was longer and I wish that we could
see that today. In its current form, there seems to be little punch left to the movie and
several plot holes that are never adequately answered.
I think that the cult status this film has maintained is really due to the same inate
curiousity that keeps sideshows running even today, but really, it should probably be
seen for the interesting story. Too bad we can't look past our preconceptions sometimes to
appreciate a sad tale for what it is. In my opinion the movie is not truly horror, but we
can't help but review it anyway.
Rish's Reviews
One of the most notorious films ever made, Freaks isn’t so much a horror film
as it is a drama and morality play . . . more The Elephant Man than The
Wolf Man. Director Tod Browning had recently come of the tremendous
success of Dracula, and, it is said,
ruined his career with the release of Freaks. It offended people's sensibilities,
I guess. And the film is rather heartbreaking, but certainly it's because of the physical
characteristics of the characters, rather than in spite of them.
The film is still pretty disturbing today, in the 21st Century, but only because of the
oddities the film employs. I can't figure out why the British would've banned this
film for thirty years (can they really be that intolerant?), unless they believed the
unfortunates were being exploited by the film.
Look, deplorable or not, EVERYBODY gawks at car accidents. And this is the
same thing, except that you get to know the people involved. And though these
people can be physically grotesque, the film presents them as people, not mistakes,
not creatures of the dark, not monsters. In fact, the most disturbing of the freaks,
the man with no arms and legs, astounded tyranist and me with his impressive
ingenuity. The story told in the film is a human one, with the moral being that
the "normal" people were the true monsters.
As mentioned above, the film has been edited, and apparently the footage is forever
lost. Kind of like my innocence.
Line To Remember: "Gooble gobble, gooble gobble, we accept you, we accept you!"
Note: I can't believe tyranist, who is even more uptight than than a priest getting a colonic
agreed that "Bitch" was the Threat. Thank God his mother doesn't know this website
exists.
Total Skulls: 6
| Sequel | ||
| Sequel setup | ||
| Rips off earlier film | ||
| Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
| Future celebrity appears | ||
| Former celebrity appears | ||
| Bad title | ||
| Bad premise | ||
| Bad acting | ||
| Bad dialogue | ||
| Bad execution | ||
| MTV Editing | ||
| OTS | ||
| Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
| Wanton sex | ||
| Death associated with sex | ||
| Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
| Characters forget about threat | ||
| Secluded location | ||
| Power is cut | ||
| Phone lines are cut | ||
| Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
| Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
| Camera is the killer | ||
| Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
| Victim locks self in with killer | ||
| Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
| Toilet stall scene | ||
| Shower/bath scene | ||
| Car stalls or won't start | ||
| Cat jumps out | ||
| Fake scare | ||
| Laughable scare | ||
| Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
| Dream sequence | ||
| Hallucination/Vision | ||
| No one believes only witness | ||
| Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
| Warning goes unheeded | ||
| Music detracts from scene | ||
| Death in first five minutes | ||
| x years before/later | ||
| Flashback sequence | ||
| Dark and stormy night | ||
| Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
| Killer wears a mask | ||
| Killer is in closet | ||
| Killer is in car with victim | ||
| Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
| Unscary villain/monster | ||
| Beheading | ||
| Blood fountain | ||
| Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc. | ||
| Poor death effect | ||
| Excessive gore | ||
| No one dies at all | ||
| Virgin survives | ||
| Geek/Nerd survives | ||
| Little kid lamely survives | ||
| Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
| Unresolved subplots | ||
| "It was all a dream" ending | ||
| Unbelievably happy ending | ||
| Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
| What the hell? |