Friday the 13th Part VII: The New BloodYear: 1988 Director: John Carl Buechler Written by: Daryl Haney Threat: Undead Weapon of Choice: Telekinesis |
Other movies in this series:
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th Part 2
Friday the 13th Part 3: 3D
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
Jason X
Freddy vs. Jason
Rish Outfield's reviews
"Carrie versus Jason" was the premise . . . not an entirely bad one, at that.
Unfortunately, a bad film came out of it. This one wasn't even entertaining.
I wanted to turn it off, not even fast-forward it. Usually the "Friday"
films are fun to watch (as much as we bashed "Part 3," it kept us laughing),
but this one missed the boat completely. It took itself seriously...and even
dared to be talky. The girl with telekinesis was just plain annoying, not
sympathetic at all, and I hoped she'd use her powers to just blow the whole
place up (herself included). I like Terry Kiser. I really do. In fact, he
was the only thing I liked about this movie. Oh, and that you could
sometimes see Jason's ribs through his chest. That was cool.
Other than that, there was nary a likable character, nor a scare, nor a good
laugh, nor an unexpected twist to be found. I recall that the television ads
for it gave away the ending, and that my friends and I all wanted to see it,
but other than that, this is a forgettable movie indeed.
It's interesting that the people of Crystal Lake can forget about Jason so
soon. Or not. Maybe that's the thing about people, they try to put tragedy
behind them so hard that it's often to their detriment. Wait, what am I
saying? Forgetting that you had a cousin that exposed himself to you and
forgetting that a maniacal, unkillable murderer chopped up twenty-seven
teenagers two years back are not exactly the same thing. I suppose there
would be no story if people refused to keep coming back to the camp, year
after year. Boy, that water must be pretty darn clear, huh?
If you can believe it, this is my least favourite installment in the
nearly-never-ending series.
I'd Recommend It To: Very few. This should get its kudos for the most Killer
Doesn't Stay Dead's I think I have ever seen (he just kept getting back up
and the music would blare, then he would die, then get back up--accompanied by
the blare, then he would die...), but is that a reason to see it?
The tyranist's thoughts
For some reason, Rish and I stopped watching this series a while ago. We finally decided to finish it off so we rented this
one. Unfortunately, it will probably be a while before we rent number 8 since we disliked this one so much. I suppose that
answers the why.
Whenever you get to the seventh entry in a series (unless you are doing James Bond movies) you have to either change the
formula to keep you audience interested or die. I believe that they died here. True, the introduction of a foe that is almost
as powerful as Jason was a little bit novel, but come on, didn't a little kid wax him clear back in entry four? If a little
kid whose only power is in creating monster masks can kill Jason, why can't a telekinetic teenager whose full of rage because
she killed her father and she's never had sex? I will say that the Jason costume in this is very well done and worth seeing.
Of course, sitting through the rest of it might bore you to death.
Total Skulls: 36
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
What the hell? | ||
x years ago . . . | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending |