Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes ManattanYear: 1989 Director: Rob Hedden Written by: Rob Hedden Threat: Undead Weapon of Choice: Axe |
Other movies in this series:
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th Part 2
Friday the 13th Part 3: 3D
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
Jason X
Freddy vs. Jason
Rish Outfield's reviews
The trailer was brilliant...the film was not.
In fact, this had a pretty cool idea behind it: take Jason, who we've seen in
every possible Crystal Lake scenario, and put him in a new one--the big city.
Unfortunately, it waits until the end before anything happens, and the rest
of the time is dull, uninspired, unscary, bland, and derivative (of bland,
derivative films). So, this one, which seemed promising, was just as bad as
the others--and worse than some. In fact, I'm already having trouble
remembering details.
The tyranist's thoughts
Terrible. I rented this one specifically to finish out the Friday the 13th series and I kind of wish I hadn't bothered. Let me run through the
plot really quick so that you don't have to see it. Jason gets resurrected (again) when an anchor hits an underwater electrical line at
Crystal Lake (Ok, the fact that no one lives there should make you wonder why there is an electrical line in the lake). Apparently he's
up to his old mayhem inducing ways since he starts killing anything that comes in range. Coincidentally, the morning after, a group of
students who just graduated from high school are starting their "cruise" down the river to New York City. Jason gets on board, kills
everyone but five people and then chases them through New York, until they come up with an improbable way to defeat him.
Really, folks, save yourselves the effort, watch Teletubbies, it's more intelligent. My biggest gripe with the film is perhaps the
most subjective as well. The character that I hated the most and wanted dead the most was the last person to die. Did they do this
to annoy us? I mean, nobody really liked this guy, right? So they decide to alienate me by keeping the jerk around. Bad filmmaking
at its height. What else did we expect, though?
Total Skulls: 29
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
What the hell? | ||
x years ago . . . | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending |