FrogsYear: 1972 Director: George McCowan Written by: Robert Hutchison, Robert Brees Threat: Frogs Weapon of Choice: Poison Based upon: none |
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The tyranist's thoughts
I have my share of irrational fears. I couldn't claim to be an honest man if I didn't
admit that much. Still, it is hard for me to believe that anyone finds frogs scary. And
someone must because that is the only way this movie could have been made.
A photographer doing a spread on pollution around a rich man's island is nearly
killed by the rich man's son. He is invited ashore for the family party to make up
for the reprehensible behavior. If this were a happy, cohesive family, he might actually
have had a reason to join them. As it is, I'm surprised it took frogs to kill them when
they were nearly at each others' throats from the beginning.
Although it is mostly frogs haunting the island there are a couple snakes and some
lizards and even a butterfly that gets in on the action. They were trying to make an
environmental I-told-you-so kind of movie. Really, it is just a typically dull '70s
creature feature that ends up being especially unimaginitve. I really struggled to
stay awake through this one.
I wouldn't recommend it. Not unless you somehow really dig the '70s and just can't
find anything wrong with the decade. Then I'd recommend it just to set you straight.
Rish's Reviews
When I was a kid, there were six channels on our television. Three were the
networks, two were PBS stations, and there was a cheap independent station called
Channel 20. It came in the weakest on our TV, but also provided me with the cartoons
and syndicated programs that most impacted my young childhood. It was on Channel
20 that I watched "Casper," "Transformers," "Bewitched," "Star Trek," and "The
Twilight Zone." And, as I've mentioned before (probably countless times), every
Saturday afternoon at three o'clock, Channel 20 had their "Thriller Theater," wherein
they showed a rotating selection of about twenty films, among which were Green
Slime! The Legend of Heck
House, Godzilla flicks, The Hound of the Baskervilles (a
movie I never made it all the way through), and this little masterpiece, Frogs.
Ray Milland is a grouchy, rich, wheelchair-bound patriarch, who complains about all the
things wrong with his family, yet wants them by his side on his yearly birthday/July 4th
celebration. Sam Elliott is the photographer and naturalist who knows exactly what's
going on and what's to be done in any situation.
This wasn't a good movie, by any stretch, but it was somewhat fun, and somewhat
interesting. After all, how do you make frogs threatening?* Snakes? Sure. Spiders?
Oh yeah. Lizards? Well, I don't find them scary, but the filmmakers did use them
creatively. Alligators? Not too tough. Turtles? Well . . .
It also had an interesting premise (though one we've seen time and time again): after
having their natural environment messed with by humans, certain members of the
animal kingdom strike back, in a deadly fashion. I don't want to waste time getting
serious talking about such a silly movie, but we really have damaged the environment
and the natural world something awful, haven't we? Just yesterday, I looked out over
the horizon and thought, "Wow, what a clear Los Angeles day. I can see for several
blocks!" But then I looked up at the horizon, and could plainly see the demarcation line
between the pale blue sky and the blue-brown of smog. All so I can drive two blocks
to the bicycle shop, and California natives can use their air conditioners when it gets
over seventy, and the housewives can drive their SUVs and the men with penises even
smaller than mine can drive their Hummers. Maybe the frogs SHOULD come get us.
Whoa, I don't know where that came from. I meant to add my two cents to tyranist's
review and ended up talking very little about this movie. Sorry.
*These filmmakers didn't.
Total Skulls: 16
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc. | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |