GothicYear: 1986 Director: Ken Russell Written by: Stephen Volk Threat: Ghost Weapon of Choice: Leeches Based upon: Original |
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The tyranist's thoughts
I'm normally the kind of guy who goes in for this kind of movie, but I have to admit that this time around Ken
Russell administered a beating that not even I can take. The premise behind the movie is a fascinating one and
could be turned into a fantastic movie. To retell the night that Lord Byron, Percy Shelley, Mary Shelley, and
John Polidori sat around telling ghost stories and then coming up with several classics is fascinating to those
of us steeped in the strange lore of the horror world. But this is an atrocity. Before I bash it any further I
have to admit that the copy that I watched had static over the soundtrack for the first half hour and this
greatly diminished the viewing experience, but still, it was fine for more than two-thirds of the movie. I found
it confusing, unadulterated crap. I can only assume that Ken was trying to portray an evening tainted heavily with
drugs and hallucinations, but in the end all I had was a few interesting little points combined with a ton of
overhead that I really couldn't sort out. Please stay away from this one. As much as everyone loves
The Lair of the White Worm this one should be avoided.
Total Skulls: 21
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |