Grave SecretsYear: 1989 Director: Donald P. Borchers Written by: Jeffrey Polman, Lenore Wright Threat: Ghost Weapon of Choice: Windshield Based upon: Original |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
A college professor with a belief in the occult is approached by a woman who
lives in a haunted bed and breakfast. He becomes personally involved in her
unusual situation and finds out the mystery behind the ghost that walks her
halls at night.
This bounty hunter is my kind of scum, fearless and inventive.
This was a fairly effective picture with some eerie music. Nicely, it relied on
mostly traditional, practical ghost effects (something that doesn't happen so
much anymore, with the damn computer-generated stuff and all). I expected
a much more frightening picture (due to the horrors depicted on the cover),
and found instead a leisurely, cerebral ghost story that wasn't great, but wasn't
awful. It could have been scary, with a nice potential, but seemed to almost
purposely-shy away from that. It starred Paul LeMat, who I remember from
American Graffiti, but haven't seen at all since then. He's really quite
likable, in a second-favourite uncle sort of way. Cool dude David Warner has
a small part, a glorified cameo, really, but he makes the most of it, as usual. I
really like that guy.
Best Scare: A character finds a human head, which I should have expected,
but it startled me anyway.
I'd Recommend It To: Ghost story buffs tired of seeing the really good ones.
The tyranist's thoughts
I like ghost stories. I like the generally dignified way most ghost stories are told
and that the traditional ghost story relies more on a slightly skewed reality than
rampaging evil. This is a ghost story, but in the end they try the rampaging evil
thing and I found that tremendously disappointing.
I guess I've had Haunted on
my mind lately because the last two ghost stories I've seen on film have reminded
me of it. I ought to go back and watch/read it again. This one was filmed shortly
after Haunted was printed so I doubt there's too much influence. There are,
however, a couple of similarities that bear noticing. And really, they only work in
Grave Secrets' favor.
The atmosphere was nice, but the on-the-cheap production values kind of hurt the
movie for me. While the ghost effects were really nice and well-thought out, the
place was so dingy and lacked so much of the refinement that I like to see in
ghost stories. With decent acting and a reasonable script, I would have expected
a little more. In the end it just reminded me of a lot of other cheap horror that was
made in the '80s.
If you like ghost stories there is something here for you, but not much. I doubt I'll
see it again.
Total Skulls: 10
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |