The GrudgeYear: 2004 Director: Takashi Shimizu Written by: Stephen Susco Threat: Ghosts Weapon of Choice: Fear Based upon: film "Ju-On: The Grudge" written by Takashi Shimizu |
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Rish's Reviews
Sarah Michelle Gellar stars as an American girl living in Japan sent to be caretaker
for a near-catatonic woman in a cursed house. When the curse falls upon her, she
investigates the history of the house, at the same time suffering from terrifying visitations
of ghostly presences bent on killing anyone who enters the house. And that's pretty
much it, kids.
The Grudge is a remake of a Japanese horror hit called Ju-On: The Grudge
(by the same director), itself the third film in a fairly successful series in Japan. It felt
non-American too, and I think that helped.
I've never really been a fan of Sarah Michelle Gellar. But because tyranist liked her, I
didn't say nothing. I also like Bill Pullman, poor guy. This was the second movie with
KaDee Strickland in it I've seen this month. She didn't look NEARLY as weird in this
one as Anacondas, though.
The Ring scared me. This scared me
more. A PG-13 rating used to mean that a horror film was too tame to get an R rating.
Nowadays, it means the film will be way scarier than if it were R, just not as gory. I
was a bit hesitant to go see it, mostly because the TV campaign really scared me, but
I'm glad I did. It had nice scares and a very simple story. It wasn't necessarily fun,
but it was quite a good date movie. It prompted quite a conversation, and quite a lot of
fear that I would have nightmares, or worse, an actual visitation from one of the hellish
Grudge beings. After I saw it, I heard one person say that this flick could only
scare you if you weren't a fan of horror movies. I wonder what film he saw, and also,
how opinions can differ that much. I watched a good deal of this movie holding my
breath, making little fists of my hands. Yeah, I'm a big softie, but I'd rather be a Horror
fan who gets scared than a Horror fan that sits there, unimpressed.
Unlike the slasher flicks that tyranist and I so love, instead of characters dying in fun
and creative ways, characters died here in ways I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy .
. . indeed, ways so horrible I kind of don't want to think about it.
But hey, I'm impressionable.
I think it was the concept of the Grudge (or the Curse, or ghosts, or whatever you want
to call it) that most disturbed me. What kind of a sick culture is Japan, anyway? I mean,
hey, in Western culture we believe in Heaven and Hell and the boogeyman and living
dolls and undead retards and child murdering ghosts that get you in your dreams and
such, but this goes so beyond that.
The thought that, like Samara in The Ring (or the equivelent in Ringu),
an innocent who is murdered would exist as a hate-filled spiritual being that would
live to murder other innocents is so heinous and illogical that it beggars understanding.
Indeed, the villains of this film are more horrible than ANY I can think of, making the
Texas Chainsaw brood look like the cast of "Mama's Family."
Good luck sleeping, kids.
Best Scare: I could fill a page with shocks, jumps, and freak outs alone. The whole
damn movie was scary, but probably the best scare for me was a moment during a
conversation, when the audience finally feels they can let their guard down, only to
see the fishlike white face of the spirit/demon/creature lurking nearby. Yeah, my screams
are still bouncing off the walls of that theatre.
I'd Recommend It To: Look, you gotta be tough. But if you are, go for it.
Posted: November 9, 2004
The tyranist's thoughts
I wish I'd seen this movie with Rish. It's exactly the kind of movie that we could have loved
together. As it was, I did manage to see it with someone and sharing the experience, the fear,
made it much sweeter.
I love Sarah Michelle Gellar. Have for years. Bill Pullman is a fine actor. I'm fond of Clea Duvall.
Put all of them in front of a Japanese background, with spectacular writing, and you get a
movie so different and very effective. I'm a student of Japanese culture much the same way
the bully at the back of the classroom perks up whenever the bits
about torture during the Salem Witch Trials are discussed. Seeing a movie like this or Ringu
is a lot like looking at the dark underbelly of something I already love. My only regret is
that I couldn't see the Japanese version first. I've discovered on multiple occasions that seeing
a movie like this and then seeing the original often renders them indistinguishable for me.
See this movie. Take someone you love. Hold them tight. They won't even care if you are
crushing on Sarah Michelle Gellar in the few moments when you aren't attempting to unwind
your sphincter.
Posted: November 9, 2004
Total Skulls: 21
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc. | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |