Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael MyersYear: 1989 Director: Dominique Othenin-Girard Written by: Michael Jacobs Threat: Psychopath Weapon of Choice: Knife |
Rish Outfield's reviews
Well, horror sequels can do one of two things: they can repeat and imitate
their predecessors, or they can try to go in a new direction. "Halloween 4"
successfully repeated the feel of the first installment, and this one tries to
go the other way. Unfortunately, it is not nearly as successful. This film
introduces all sorts of new elements: a psychic link between Myers and his
niece, a shady underground organization that has something to do with a
triangular symbol, a Man in Black, and, worst of all, a hint that there may be
a glimmer of good in Michael Myers. Boy, who's idea was that? In the same
film that Dr. Loomis (much older, much less interesting, and a little crazier
in this one) says, "Hell wouldn't take Michael," he's saying, "There's still
good in you, isn't there?" Now, Darth Vader I can understand, but The SHAPE??
Danielle Harris is back as Jamie, but all I liked about her in the last film
is gone in this one. She just cries and yelps and whimpers and screams, until
there's no one left we care about. The ending was completely anti-climactic,
with more unresolved questions than the SAT. The filmmakers really lost sight
of what worked in this series, producing an unsatisfying, scare-less, and
boring movie that could only look good next to Episode 6. And one more
thing--what was up with that Looney Toon music??
Best Scare: A girl kisses Michael, thinking he is her boyfriend.
Who I'd Recommend It To: Only to those who wanted to say they had seen all the "Halloweens."
The tyranist's thoughts
You know, it is really hard to truly hate any of the other Halloween movies after seeing 6.
This one was bad, though. It was only a step above 6 and in some ways is incomplete without
it. Everything that starts in 5 ends in 6 so if you are going to see one, see them both. It is,
however, my recommendation that unless you are a Halloween completist that you don't see either
of them. Danielle Harris's lovable Jamie character is gone from 5. She looks older and the whole
no speech plot device just doesn't work. Can anyone explain to me why Rachel died in the first part
of the movie and Tina was instantly Jamie's pseudo-sister? It makes no sense. All Tina did in 4 was
give Rachel and Jamie a ride. Suddenly in five Tina matters more to Jamie than Rachel? There
was just too much in this that didn't work. To top it off, I didn't even think that I saw Michael
standing outside my bedroom window like I usually do.
Sequel | ||
Owes everything to/rips off earlier film | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Beheading | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
What the hell? |
Total Skulls: 21
Other movies in this series:
Halloween
Halloween II
Halloween III: Season of the Witch
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
Halloween: Resurrection