Happy Birthday to MeYear: 1980 Director: J. Lee Thompson Written by: John Saxton, Peter Jobin, Timothy Bond Threat: Psychopath Weapon of Choice: Kabob Based upon: Original |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
Ahh, to be a teen slasher fan in 1981.
"Little House on the Prairie"'s Melissa Sue Anderson is Virginia, a pretty,
wealthy, popular girl in a group of the elite at her elitist private school.
Every year, she throws the best birthday parties ever--but her schoolmates are
kicking the bucket rather violently right before this one. Who is
responsible, and why is she having blackouts lately, and what happened to her
mother a few years back? Glenn Ford plays her patient and doting
psychiatrist, and eventually, he finds out the chilling truth . . . as do we.
Happy Birthday To Me is one of the better 80's slashers I've seen--and my
friends, I've seen my share. This movie looked like it would be only
mediocre, but it ended up rocking just like a Tom Petty song. The highlight,
was, without giving it all away, that it looked like it was heading in one
direction, then took a left turn so sharp that tyranist and I shouted "No
way!" at the same time. It worked remarkably well. I was more than willing
to give this one a Bad Title skull, but the ending justified it all. This is
one we'll probably see again in a couple years. If you're still around then,
we'll save you a seat.
The tyranist's thoughts
With the parade of holiday themed movies showing few gems (Halloween being the
notable exception) and the fact that I am predisposed to dislike Canadian productions (blame
Blue Monkey), I was ready for disappointment with this one. What I discovered instead that it was both a
truly interesting holiday horror flick and a nice Canadian production. Guess I was wrong. But you can't blame me when I
point out that Melissa Sue Anderson was the main character, can you?
Little Virginia is back at Crawford academy and she is finally popular. Having spent the last few years in a psychiatric
ward can make a person somewhat insecure, but she appears to be just fine. But then her friends are disappearing one by
one. Is she the killer? Of course, not, but then who is?
This is really a very well-written nicely filmed little horror movie that has obviously been mistakenly overlooked a lot.
The cast is really quite good and they have some great dialogue to work with. The deaths are interesting and the plot
thick enough that the ending is not readily apparent from the start. On the very good side, even though the vast majority
of the film takes place at night, it is only very rarely too dark to see what is going on.
There are a couple of plot twists meant to throw suspicion onto one character or another that can be a little confusing
and obvious, but really when the heart of the story unravels all is forgiven. The ending is strikingly original, but there
is a moment just before the truth is discovered that is really very disturbing.
Definitely give this one a look if you haven't already. You might be surprised at how much you like it and will forget
all of the things it has going against it.
Total Skulls: 15
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |