The HauntingYear: 1999 Director: Jan de Bont Written by: David Self Threat: Ghost Weapon of Choice: Flue |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
A fun, scary ride. This had a terrifying trailer and was sky-high on my
anticipation list. To prepare ourselves for this cinematic fright, tyranist
and I told 'real-life ghost stories' before entering the theatre (this was
definitely one to see on the big screen). So we had a good time. The first
half is very, very scary. There were shrieks from all around, and my sister
had her eyes firmly closed during more intense moments. Catherine Zeta-Jones
is so damn good-looking it's hard to be interested in her character. Lily
Taylor--who I've always despised--really carried the show. She shined. Liam
Neeson was great, as usual, but I kept expecting him to use his Jedi powers
to save everyone, and it didn't happen. The house was cool. There was an
awesome beheading--one I hadn't expected. Great special effects, particularly
ghost children and statuary that comes to life. Still, most of the scares
were traditional, such as things jumping out or appearing all of a sudden.
There was great ambience and frightening sound effects. Unfortunately, not
all of the ghosts are evil, and when this is revealed, much of the terror
dissipates.
Overall, there were really good scares and fun dialogue. The Haunting was
a big hit, and it was great to see that much money spent on a Horror movie.
Still, things were pretty tidy at the end, almost an incredibly happy ending.
A lot of people dwelt on that, but I chose not to, and had a better
experience because of it.
Best Scare: A skeleton jumps out, almost causing bladder release.
The tyranist's thoughts
Before I start talking about this one, I have to confess that the one time I watched the original film, I fell asleep. I can't
remember more than about ten minutes of it. To my credit, I think it was like the fourth entry in an all night marathon, but
still, I don't fall asleep that easy. Everything that didn't work for me in the first one worked so well in this one. The
score is haunting, the actors do a fine job, the script is well done, the plot is credible. It all simmers into a big pot
of fear that is so fun to watch. I have to admit, folks, that for the first time I can remember I involuntarily
screamed. You'll know the part when you see it, because you will scream as well. Unfortunately, this movie requires a theatre
or possibly a very good sound system to really enjoy. Still, even if you don't have those things, you will enjoy this
exceptionally well made horror film. Allow me to say that I still hold firm in my, you can't really make a haunted house
story that is scary. The Haunting, unlike its predecessor, is a good old-fashioned ghost story.
Total Skulls: 14
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
What the hell? | ||
x years ago . . . | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending |