The Haunting of MorellaYear: 1990 Director: Jim Wynorski Written by: R.J. Robertson Threat: Ghost Weapon of Choice: Dagger |
Rish Outfield's reviews
Fairly mediocre, though not particularly bad. You can smell Roger Corman's
influence all over this one. More nudity than you can shake a stick
at--literally every female character took her clothes off, although "Charles
In Charge"'s Nicole Eggert was blatantly body-doubled. I've got to admit, the
combination of lesbian witchcraft and amazingly poor special effects is pretty
unique. There was a bit of emotion from time to time (emotion is good,
remember), but mostly there were just short stretches of poorly-delivered
dialogue between nude scenes. The best part of the film was Eggert's father,
who created the only memorable character here.
Best Scare: Well, there was a very literal bloodbath, but that's about it.
I'd Recommend It To: People who like (naked) people.
The tyranist's thoughts
Based very loosely on the Edgar Allan Poe short story "Morella," this one seems to fall short on a lot of levels. While it
does depend heavily on the elements of Poe's story, for the most part it discards anything resembling plot and character.
The main similarities are in minor story points (like the I'll live on forever in her part). In some ways this turns out
for the best, in others the worst. Poe's story wasn't terribly filmable as it was. The film dwells mostly on things that
would have occurred after the majority of the story and really only sketches in the major details from the story in
exposition. The film adds all but four of the characters and some things that Poe may never have even considered (like a
strange lesbian love triangle).
It is quite apparent that this was filmed during Jim Wynorski's large-bare-breasts-sell-movies period. Okay, maybe he
doesn't have any other period. The film is pretty cheaply made, but it is done in a way that really doesn't detract too much
from the story. Quite honestly only two things about the production bugged me a lot. One was the recurring thunder and
lightning effect that wasn't startling and seemed under-achieving. The second were the sunglasses that the Gideon Locke
character wears after he has gone blind. They couldn't look more modern if they had tried. In all other respects, they did
an adequate job adapting a relatively unknown Poe story to the big screen.
Sequel | ||
Owes everything to/rips off earlier film | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Beheading | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
What the hell? |
Total Skulls: 19
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