HideawayYear: 1995 Director: Brett Leonard Written by: Andrew Kevin Walker, Neal Jiminez Threat: Psychopath Weapon of Choice: Knife Based upon: novel - Hideaway - Dean Koontz |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
As my partner, I too have had a falling out with Dean Koontz.
But unlike tyranist, I have read Hideaway, and remember enjoying it.
I wanted to see this film version when it first came out, mostly because it had "The Aerosmith Girl" in it,
who I worshiped like a life-long druid confronted with Pinocchio. But I never did. In the
ensuing years, my love for Alicia Silverstone has waned even more than that of Dean Koontz.
Co-written by the enormously talented Andrew Kevin Walker (Seven, Sleepy Hollow),
this adaptation stays fairly faithful to the book, and stars the always reliable Jeff Goldblum. It wasn't
a great film, though. Parts were intentionally confusing, and other parts seemed to be accidentally
confusing. Parts got predictable, and the ending didn't feel satisfying. The film was frustrating
because Goldblum's wife (Christine Lahti) won't believe him. You get the impression there's something else
going on if he has a near-death experience and his wife thinks everything that comes out of his mouth
is crazy. Also, Silverstone's character constantly needs a belt in the mouth. But hey, a lot of characters in
the film do. The special effects were actually pretty good, but at the end, it was all so ludicrous that I didn't care.
I'd Recommend It To: Koontz and Goldblum fans, but probably not the average viewer.
Note: I think the problem I have with Mr. R. Koontz is that so many of his books (and there are
so many of them) have such similar plots that they're hard to distinguish, hard to remember, hard to
keep reading. He's written some great stuff, though, and I'm sure that one day soon, I'll give him another chance.
The tyranist's thoughts
I have often talked about my love/hate relationship with Dean Koontz. Unfortunately, this novel
came out right around the time I was falling into the hate cycle. I haven't read it, but I don't
doubt that it would be better than this movie as it preceded his selling out period by a few years.
So Jeff Goldblum's character, Hatch, dies and is resuscitated. Except now he has weird and
unexplained psychic visions. He's tormented by the threat he perceives his family to be under
but no one, and I mean no one, will believe him.
My biggest problem with the movie is that they sold it as one thing and it turned out to be
another. Just take a look at the tagline. There are some strong implications there, but really
the movie takes a completely different direction, until it completely self-destructs at the end.
Jeff Goldblum wasn't bad and if I'd seen this a few years earlier, Alicia Silverstone is hot, but
really, they can't overcome the fact that the movie was poorly adapted. I sincerely hope that
the novel is better, and I suppose someday I'll find out.
If you are a Koontz fan, you might want to see it, just to be complete, but don't feel too
obligated. Still, it is better than all those Watchers sequels. Oh, and please watch all the way
through the credits so that you can see an alternate ending that someone smartly clipped.
Total Skulls: 23
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | Alicia Silverstone | |
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |