HouseYear: 1986 Director: Steve Miner Written by: Ethan Wiley Threat: Haunted House Weapon of Choice: Severed arm |
Rish Outfield's reviews
We know Steve Miner is a good director (disregarding Friday the 13th Part 3: 3D, of
course), and this is proof. House is a clever, spooky, funny, timeless,
and above all, FUN horror movie. It was a great early influence on me, as a
bunch of us lads rented it when my parents were away. We screamed unabashedly
when the fat ghost first reared her ugly head, and found ourselves laughing at
the same moment. Richard Moll should've made it bigger, and do we ever truly
appreciate George Wendt? Plus, William Katt kicks ass! He really is a great
American hero. Honestly funny and entertainingly scary, House is a true
pleasure for kids, old or young.
Best Scare: The aforementioned 'fat ghost.'
I'd Recommend It To: Horror fans, both serious and casual.
The tyranist's thoughts
House was fun to watch. It was similar to most haunted house films, but different in its delivery.
It held the same plot elements we see all of the time like the house has killed or captured one of
the family and it actively tries to expel its residents. At the same time the elements are delivered
with a kind of insane glee. There were moments when I truly jumped and others where I laughed. Most
of all I just sat there enjoying the specialized little world that was the House.
Sequel | ||
Owes everything to/rips off earlier film | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Beheading | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
What the hell? |
Total Skulls: 10
Other movies in this series:
House II: The Second Story
House IV