House

Year: 1986

Director: Steve Miner

Written by: Ethan Wiley

Threat: Haunted House

Weapon of Choice: Severed arm

IMDb page: IMDb link

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Rish Outfield's reviews
We know Steve Miner is a good director (disregarding Friday the 13th Part 3: 3D, of course), and this is proof. House is a clever, spooky, funny, timeless, and above all, FUN horror movie. It was a great early influence on me, as a bunch of us lads rented it when my parents were away. We screamed unabashedly when the fat ghost first reared her ugly head, and found ourselves laughing at the same moment. Richard Moll should've made it bigger, and do we ever truly appreciate George Wendt? Plus, William Katt kicks ass! He really is a great American hero. Honestly funny and entertainingly scary, House is a true pleasure for kids, old or young.
Best Scare: The aforementioned 'fat ghost.'
I'd Recommend It To: Horror fans, both serious and casual.

The tyranist's thoughts
House was fun to watch. It was similar to most haunted house films, but different in its delivery. It held the same plot elements we see all of the time like the house has killed or captured one of the family and it actively tries to expel its residents. At the same time the elements are delivered with a kind of insane glee. There were moments when I truly jumped and others where I laughed. Most of all I just sat there enjoying the specialized little world that was the House.

Sequel
Owes everything to/rips off earlier film
Sequel setup
Bad title
Bad premise
Bad acting
Bad dialogue
MTV Editing
OTS
Girl unnecessarily gets naked
Wanton sex
Death associated with sex
Characters forget about threat
Secluded location
Power is cut
Phone lines are cut
Someone investigates a strange noise skull
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door skull
Camera is the killer
Victims cower in front of a window/door
Toilet stall scene
Victim locks self in with killer
Killer is in car with victim
Cat jumps out
Fake scare skull
Laughable scare
Blood hits camera
Beheading skull
Killer doesn't stay dead skull
Stupid discovery of corpse
Dream sequence skull
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls
No one believes only witness skull
Blood fountain
Poor death effect
Excessive gore
Music detracts from scene
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie
Future celebrity appears
No one dies at all
Death in first five minutes skull
Virgin survives
Geek/Nerd survives
Little kid lamely survives
Dog/Pet miraculously survives
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes
Unresolved subplots skull
"It was all a dream" ending
Unbelievably happy ending skull
What the hell?

Total Skulls: 10

Other movies in this series:
House II: The Second Story
House IV