The House of UsherYear: 1988 Director: Alan Birkinshaw Written by: Michael J. Murray Threat: Old Man Weapon of Choice: Perfume Based upon: story - "The Fall of the House of Usher" - Edgar Allan Poe |
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Rish Outfield's reviews
I understand that some of Poe's work is rather literary, and a little slow,
but does it have to be THIS boring? This claustrophobic and aimless movie
neither scared nor entertained nor interested me. At some point, I just fell
asleep and had to take tyranist's word for it on how many skulls it received.
And you know, I wasn't even that tired.
It had Donald Pleasence in it, which should have guaranteed some quality
(please ignore Halloween 6 as that wasn't his fault), and although he was
the best part of the movie, I can't recommend it to anyone.
Note: The video cover proclaimed it as an erotic thriller. Maybe in Amish
country, okay, but nowhere else. Don't be sucked in.
The tyranist's thoughts
This is quite easily the worst movie that I have seen in some time. We rented it because we both have a passion for Poe
and really like Donald Pleasence. Apparently those are the wrong reasons to rent just any movie. Now, it has been a while
since I last read "The Fall of the House of Usher," but I have read it more than once and even done a little bit of academic
work around it. This bears almost no relation to the Poe story. Literally. The original story is a haunting story about the
downfall of a once proud family and how their house reflects their lives. There are a couple of plot points that are shared,
but not enough to convince me. Or rather, perhaps I just found this effort so reprehensible that I can't tolerate thinking it
is associated with a story and author that I love as much as Poe. If this ever comes up in conversation, I may even be
tempted to say I haven't seen it. It was just that terrible. I will admit that adapting a short story for the screen (while easier
than a novel because of length) is truly a challenge, however, there have been many, many better examples including a few
based on this very story. Skip this one and thank me for telling you to.
Total Skulls: 26
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |