House on Haunted HillYear: 1958 Director: William Castle Written by: Robb White Threat: Psychopath Weapon of Choice: Acid Based upon: Original |
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Rish's Reviews
One of my major flaws (and believe me, I have many) is procrastination. I procrastinate
paying bills, schoolwork, getting out of bed, important meetings, getting my oil changed,
the day of my repentance, and on and on. And here's a perfect example: I saw this
movie more than six months ago. And while tyranist and I saw it together, he wrote up
his review that very same week, while mine has been significantly later in coming.
Yes, I hated the recent remake. But
I really enjoyed the original. A lot of it had to do with Vincent Price, who remains fascinating
to watch in every role. I enjoyed the dynamic between Price and his conniving wife (I
aspire to have a marriage like that someday). Oh, and that one little guy who was a snot to
Captain Kirk in the Courtmartial "Star Trek" episode was also in this. The film
was fun and light, and had a neat premise. The ending was a little preposterous, but ah
well. I wouldn't classify this as a classic, but I'd still recommend it.
Note: In case you didn't know, this, as most of William Castle's films, came complete
with a gimmick, and this one's was "Emerg-O," a simple gag in which a skeleton on a
wire swung down above the audience at a key moment in the film.
Posted: June 5th, 2002
Total Skulls: 20
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood hits camera | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |