Howling III: The MarsupialsYear: 1987 Director: Phillipe Mora Written by: Phillipe Mora Threat: Werewolf Weapon of Choice: Teeth Based upon: novel - Howling III - Gary Brandner |
Other movies in this series:
The Howling
Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf
The Howling IV: The Original Nightmare
Howling V: The Rebirth
Howling VI: The Freaks
Howling: New Moon Rising
The tyranist's thoughts
I like the werewolf movies, but even I am not so enamoured of them to think that
the Howling series lacks serious problems. Along comes a copy of number 3,
subtitled 'The Marsupials.' I hate it already.
So there's a tribe of werefolk living in the outback of Australia where they've
apparently been hiding and breeding for over 50 years. One of them escapes
to the big city where she gets involved with some people, including one chap
who is really keen to prove that werewolves exist.
The movie started out reasonably, although the low production values are
immediately apparent and the plot is really pointless from the start. Still, I didn't
find anything to loathe right up front. The female protagonist is not hard to look
at and Australia's a pretty country. It goes downhill awfully fast after that.
It seemed that the filmmakers wanted to have some sort of Anne Rice effect on
werewolves. My personal opinion is that they failed miserably, partly because
the story is just ridiculous and wholly unbelievable and partly because the cast
and script just didn't blend well. I suppose if you are a werewolf fan, there are
bits here to please, but really, this is the second worse Australian horror flick
I've ever seen.
Total Skulls: 17
Sequel | ||
Sequel setup | ||
Rips off earlier film | ||
Horror film showing on TV/in theater in movie | ||
Future celebrity appears | ||
Former celebrity appears | ||
Bad title | ||
Bad premise | ||
Bad acting | ||
Bad dialogue | ||
Bad execution | ||
MTV Editing | ||
OTS | ||
Girl unnecessarily gets naked | ||
Wanton sex | ||
Death associated with sex | ||
Unfulfilled promise of nudity | ||
Characters forget about threat | ||
Secluded location | ||
Power is cut | ||
Phone lines are cut | ||
Someone investigates a strange noise | ||
Someone runs up stairs instead of going out front door | ||
Camera is the killer | ||
Victims cower in front of a window/door | ||
Victim locks self in with killer | ||
Victim running from killer inexplicably falls | ||
Toilet stall scene | ||
Shower/bath scene | ||
Car stalls or won't start | ||
Cat jumps out | ||
Fake scare | ||
Laughable scare | ||
Stupid discovery of corpse | ||
Dream sequence | ||
Hallucination/Vision | ||
No one believes only witness | ||
Crazy, drunk, old man knows the truth | ||
Warning goes unheeded | ||
Music detracts from scene | ||
Death in first five minutes | ||
x years before/later | ||
Flashback sequence | ||
Dark and stormy night | ||
Killer doesn't stay dead | ||
Killer wears a mask | ||
Killer is in closet | ||
Killer is in car with victim | ||
Villain is more sympathetic than heroes | ||
Unscary villain/monster | ||
Beheading | ||
Blood fountain | ||
Blood spatters - camera, wall, etc. | ||
Poor death effect | ||
Excessive gore | ||
No one dies at all | ||
Virgin survives | ||
Geek/Nerd survives | ||
Little kid lamely survives | ||
Dog/Pet miraculously survives | ||
Unresolved subplots | ||
"It was all a dream" ending | ||
Unbelievably happy ending | ||
Unbelievably crappy ending | ||
What the hell? |